favesclava
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i didnt find this in search .if anyone wrote it please take credit for it. Tune: I Will Survive (Gloria Gaynor) At first I was afraid, I was petrified. When you said you had 10 inches, Lord I almost died! But I'd spent so many nights just waiting for a man that long, That I grew strong, and I knew I could take you on... But there you are, another lie, I was ready for a Big Mac and you've brought me a French Fry! I should have known that it was bullshit, just a sad pathetic dream Should have known there was no Anaconda lurking in those jeans! Go on now - go,! Walk out the door, Don't you promise me 10 inches, then turn up with only 4! Weren't you a brat to think I wouldn't find you out!? Don't you know we're only joking when we say size doesn't count??!! Chorus] I will survive! I will survive! Coz as long as I have batteries, My sex life's gonna thrive! I will always have good sex, with a handful of latex! I will survive! I will survive! Hey! Hey! It took all my self control not to laugh out loud, When I saw your little weiner standing tall and proud! But to hell with your ego and to hell with all your needs, Now I'm saving all my lovin' for a cordless multispeed! Chorus] I will survive! I will survive! Coz as long as I have batteries, My sex life's gonna thrive! I will always have good sex, With a handful of latex! I will survive! I will survive! Hey! Hey! less than seven and wide doesnt work for me, and more than 81/2 is a waste. when dating all would say eight inches , i finally had to add the question are you measuring in inches or centimeters?
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