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Oooooops!!!! - 8/11/2007 6:13:53 PM

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From the Northwest Florida Daily News comes this story of a Crestview couple who drove their car to Wal-Mart, only to have their carbreak down in the
parking lot.
The man told his wife to carry on with the shopping while he fixed the car in the lot. The wife returned later to see a small group of people near the
car. On closer inspection, she saw a pair of male legs protruding from under the chassis. Although the man was in shorts, his lack of underpants turned private parts into glaringly public ones.
Unable to stand the embarrassment, she dutifully stepped forward, quickly put her hand UP his shorts, and tucked everything back into place.
On regaining her feet, she looked across the hood and found herself staring at her husband who was standing idly by. The mechanic, however, had
to have three stitches in his forehead

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RE: Oooooops!!!! - 8/11/2007 8:23:59 PM

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RE: Oooooops!!!! - 8/11/2007 8:26:22 PM

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OMG

[sm=lol.gif" height="15" width="15"><img src="http://www.collarchat.com/upfiles/smiley/lol.gif]

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RE: Oooooops!!!! - 8/12/2007 8:02:28 AM

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so funny!!!

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RE: Oooooops!!!! - 8/12/2007 8:56:18 AM

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I would have like to see the look on the husband's face when he realized what she did.

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RE: Oooooops!!!! - 8/13/2007 8:22:52 AM

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Ha Ha! What a good one!

She really knew better how to manage his tools!

[Edited to add a word. Guess which one! lol]

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RE: Oooooops!!!! - 8/13/2007 9:34:06 AM

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Love this story. But when it first circulated the internet, wasn't it a couple in Australia?

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RE: Oooooops!!!! - 8/13/2007 5:55:03 PM

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I have no idea! Thats the way it came to me.

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RE: Oooooops!!!! - 8/13/2007 9:13:00 PM

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http://www.snopes.com/risque/mistaken/unzipped.asp

They have both versions listed, as well as a few variations- all funny!

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RE: Oooooops!!!! - 8/15/2007 2:15:49 AM

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