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a mans way - 8/12/2007 5:54:56 AM

joyfull

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Three men were hiking through a forest when they came upon a large raging,violent river.
Needing to get to the other side, the first man prayed: "God, please give me the strength to cross the river."

Poof!.....God gave him big arms and strong legs and he was able to
swim across in about 2 hours, having almost drowned twice.

After witnessing that, the second man prayed: "God, please give me
strength and the tools to cross the river"
Poof!......God gave him a rowboat and strong arms and strong legs and he was able to row across in about an hour after almost capsizing once.
Seeing what happened to the first two men, the third man prayed: "God, please give me the strength, the tools and the intelligence to cross the river"
Poof!.....He was turned into a woman. She checked the map, hiked one
hundred yards up stream and walked across the bridge.

"If at first you don't succeed, do it the way
your wife told you"

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RE: a mans way - 8/12/2007 9:54:28 AM

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I LOVE that one. Just proves who the 'intelligent' gender is once again.

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RE: a mans way - 8/12/2007 3:51:02 PM

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Hell yes we all know how good wimmen are at reading maps. Turn it upside down , sideways and then back up the right way and still cant find which way is which.

Then get mad at me just 'cos I'm not impressed and say so !

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RE: a mans way - 8/12/2007 3:54:09 PM

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This is why I take my GPS! *grin* Went hiking with friends, they took a "detour" across a field of poison ivy to get to a bridge that crossed a chasm rather than listening to me and taking the deer path about 40 ft farther down.

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