BossyShoeBitch
Posts: 3931
Joined: 1/13/2007 From: South Florida Status: offline
|
quote:
ORIGINAL: instynctive It's hard to be a Jew on Christmas My Friends won't let me join in any games.. And I can't sing Christmas songs Or decorate a Christmas tree.. Or leave water out for Rudolph cos there's something wrong with me.. My people don't believe in Jesus Christ's divinity.. I'm a Jew, a Lonely Jew.. on Christmas. Hanukkah is nice, but why is it, That Santa passes over my house every year? And instead of eating Ham I have to eat Kosher LATKEES.. Instead of Silent Night I'm singing hou-hazch-tou-gavish.. And what the fuck is up With lighting all these fucking Candles, tell me please? I'm a Jew, a Lonely Jew.. I'D BE MERRY, but i'm Hebrew.. on Christmas LOL! I can't believe I forgot about that song!
_____________________________
A clever man can get out of situations a wise man never gets into... A pessimist sees the difficulty in every opportunity; an optimist sees the opportunity in every difficulty.
|