TexasMaam -> RE: Why are subs eyes bigger then their buttholes? (11/17/2007 8:14:07 PM)
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ORIGINAL: fungasm In a previous life I was a strap on provider in SF- and I used to ask folks that rather than a tip, I would prefer more toys. Five times out of six, they gave me (and I'm not kidding) big black dildos as big as my forearm. Now I have had a couple of size queens in my day- and am rather pleased to say that at one point in my life I have had my entire foot (covered with a magnum condom) inside someone's rectal cavity (yes, we worked up to it/lots of lube), but I only used ONE of these monstrosities. I thought about making an obscene checkerboard- but I have no idea what I'd do for Red. Alison There are posts that make Me roll my eyes, and posts that make Me squirm, posts that take Me by surprise, and posts from which I learn. There are posts that sometimes make Me cry, and sometimes make Me proud, But My favorite post of all, you guys, just makes Me laugh out loud! TexasMaam
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