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carsonbizotica -> Sex! (8/13/2007 9:19:17 AM)

Huh.... that doesn't really get anyone's attention here does it? I just hear you all asking, "What's he mean? What kind of sex? If he's not going to be specific how am I going to know if I should read his thread?"
Hello CollarMe community. I'm new to this, on so many levels. I'm not much of a forum monkey, I've been in one very simplistic BDSM relationship, (by which I mean barely any different from mainstream) and apparently, I can't even get the masculine and feminine terms straight! (wrote a personal recently asking for a Dom... apparently I meant a Domme... imagine my surprise!) So yes, just as a preamble to everything I do here: I will mess up, and a lot, but I am mostly submissive, so chances are, I'll enjoy being scolded. [;)]



collareddreams -> RE: Sex! (8/13/2007 9:43:22 AM)

UMMmmm being a submissive that has been in the life going on 10 years it is not a good idea to act up & try to project outcomes...A real dom/domme is going to catch on to this game and you are not going to get what you want....



carsonbizotica -> RE: Sex! (8/13/2007 9:46:17 AM)

Oh jeez, sorry. I wasn't trying to accomplish anything by that... it was an apparently failed attempt at humor...



BIllCT -> RE: Sex! (8/13/2007 10:15:34 AM)

Sex I vaugely remember sex, isn't that where the male outtie goes in the female innie and ya both wiggle about some, till ya both go ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!



carsonbizotica -> RE: Sex! (8/13/2007 11:04:09 AM)

It's something like that I think! lol!



ACBound -> RE: Sex! (8/14/2007 4:54:15 PM)

I understand you were shooting for humor, but just to help you along a bit in your quest to submit.  A sub does not take their "messing up" lightly.  And many Masters/Mistresses will not give you the scolding you hope to receive.  You may end up writing a 14 page essay on Napolean or spending the day cleaning the gutters with your toothbrush or worse.... as I have used in the past... you may end up with your Master's/Mistresses silence. 

Behave and if you are lucky you may get a good ass reddening. 



michaelOfGeorgia -> RE: Sex! (8/14/2007 4:55:04 PM)

what's sex?

<GRINZ>



carsonbizotica -> RE: Sex! (8/14/2007 9:47:50 PM)


quote:

ORIGINAL: ACBound

I understand you were shooting for humor, but just to help you along a bit in your quest to submit. A sub does not take their "messing up" lightly. And many Masters/Mistresses will not give you the scolding you hope to receive. You may end up writing a 14 page essay on Napolean or spending the day cleaning the gutters with your toothbrush or worse.... as I have used in the past... you may end up with your Master's/Mistresses silence.

Behave and if you are lucky you may get a good ass reddening.


I will take that to heart, thank you for taking time to guide me.



kshearsecouple -> RE: Sex! (8/15/2007 5:52:40 AM)

Welcome to the forum. Good luck in your quest stick to the forums they have pretty much covered any topic you want to learn about.  If you have any questions I'm sure people will respon openly and honestly.[;)]



Damocles809 -> RE: Sex! (8/15/2007 12:03:41 PM)

Sex?  *gasp* my virgin ears!



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