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More Protein Anyone? - 8/13/2007 8:28:40 PM

WinsomeDefiance

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I went to the tanning salon and was talked into trying a new tanning lotion that was supposed to enhance the tan. Well, it turned my skin a blotchy orange. When I showed the girl working behind the counter at the salon she looked at me and said in all seriousness, "You are getting too much protein. That is what turns your skin orange."

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I just looked at her, shook my head and said, "I can't believe you actually said that out loud." Then I went home and told my partner I was sorry but, I had it on good authority I was getting too much protein. He was out of luck that night.

He wasn't amused.

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RE: More Protein Anyone? - 8/13/2007 8:40:07 PM

ownedgirlie

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Priceless.

You should check out Griswold's body condom thread. I think the girl behind the counter is a good candidate.

I tried a tanning lotion once. It turned me orange and Mr. Wonderful was not happy.

Guess I should've told him it was a protein issue...