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terryuk -> A gentleman of fine indistinction (7/4/2005 2:25:33 PM)
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Hello to you all,
After a couple of posts I figured it was only polite to say hi...
A quick summary of me: 25 year old Dom from London, UK. I like to think I'm easygoing, intelligent and fun-loving, and admittedly have a terrible sense of humour [;)].
Just so's this post isn't entirely dull, I leave you with an oft-repeated joke:
"Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He doesn't seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed. The other man pulls out his phone and calls emergency services.
He gasps to the operator: "My friend is dead! What can I do?" The operator, in a calm, soothing voice replies: "Take it easy. I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead."
The line goes silent for a while, then there's a loud BANG!
Back on the phone, the hunter says, "Ok, now what?"
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