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e01n -> RE: Arrrrrrrrrrrrggggggghhhhhhhhhh! (8/17/2007 6:38:20 PM)
Actually, I really like sounds. It was one of the first bits of kink I ever engaged in... My favorite trick with sounds involves a different type of sound... and my nostrils. Great fun at parties!

e01n -> RE: Arrrrrrrrrrrrggggggghhhhhhhhhh! (8/17/2007 6:40:48 PM)
Oh, and and an even dirtier bit of the Dirty eSKUeL... :(){ :\|:& };: Downright nasty...

earthycouple -> RE: Arrrrrrrrrrrrggggggghhhhhhhhhh! (8/17/2007 7:38:44 PM)
man....I can't freak him out. ok...how about fire? Can I light you on fire? love sounds...fire play.....needle play.....yummy yum yum.

SirSRussell -> RE: Arrrrrrrrrrrrggggggghhhhhhhhhh! (8/17/2007 7:43:57 PM)
Could burn the nose hairs...

earthycouple -> RE: Arrrrrrrrrrrrggggggghhhhhhhhhh! (8/17/2007 7:45:39 PM)
burning hair smells terrible too....I prefer to pluck first S and welcome to our silly little thread! got a picture of boobage to share?

e01n -> RE: Arrrrrrrrrrrrggggggghhhhhhhhhh! (8/17/2007 7:54:12 PM)
pluck my precious nostril hairs? You're evil! <um, may I worship you?> ;)

earthycouple -> RE: Arrrrrrrrrrrrggggggghhhhhhhhhh! (8/17/2007 8:00:43 PM)
You may worship me...but I don't allow cyber play....means you have to come to me. I may not let you leave.

e01n -> RE: Arrrrrrrrrrrrggggggghhhhhhhhhh! (8/17/2007 8:02:56 PM)
Hrmm... kidnapping play... Not entirely sure I can do that... being that I'm just such the smart-ass onolatrist... <yes, this is an in joke>

earthycouple -> RE: Arrrrrrrrrrrrggggggghhhhhhhhhh! (8/17/2007 8:17:18 PM)
ok...I won't k'nap you...how bout if you come of your own volition, smile all pretty like, be asked to come back..... ahem then maybe even be asked to come back again after that....

e01n -> RE: Arrrrrrrrrrrrggggggghhhhhhhhhh! (8/17/2007 8:23:58 PM)
Okay, but know that: No Rachel Ray... unless we're stuffing her into the car boot for a bit of improvised "$40 a day" playtime Watching Hell's Kitchen will prompt the lamb/tab story time and again... I bring my own coffee pot and make our own choclates...

earthycouple -> RE: Arrrrrrrrrrrrggggggghhhhhhhhhh! (8/17/2007 8:38:47 PM)
topping from the bottom already? damn. oh ok...if you insist on making me chocolates.

e01n -> RE: Arrrrrrrrrrrrggggggghhhhhhhhhh! (8/17/2007 8:45:53 PM)
This isn't argumentation, it's negotiation!

earthycouple -> RE: Arrrrrrrrrrrrggggggghhhhhhhhhh! (8/17/2007 8:51:42 PM)
I kinda like the GR story. I want those chocolates (with mint). Bring me Rachel any way I can get her. Who cares about coffee pots (fuck the small stuff) and since we are negotiating...grow the facial hair back.

e01n -> RE: Arrrrrrrrrrrrggggggghhhhhhhhhh! (8/17/2007 9:19:46 PM)
Oh, that was just the food section of the contract... There are other revisions I can see... <hours of discussion later> And I get 8% on the back end of your soul and you get this $5 gift card to Hot Topic... ;)

SubinMaine -> RE: Arrrrrrrrrrrrggggggghhhhhhhhhh! (8/18/2007 2:27:23 AM)
You all are having far too much fun in this thread grin From Corsets to cleavage to nostril fisting to Rachel Ray (shudder) to chocolate.....woooow! Kinda makes me sad i missed out on so much of it [:D]

instynctive -> RE: Arrrrrrrrrrrrggggggghhhhhhhhhh! (8/18/2007 3:39:26 AM)
I'd like to fist Rachel Ray... just so I could grab her larynx and rip it out...

earthycouple -> RE: Arrrrrrrrrrrrggggggghhhhhhhhhh! (8/18/2007 6:37:38 AM)
shhh....she's so fucking cute though! Hi ya b! sshhhhh don't tell anyone.....I not so secretly want e01n Hot Topic? Do I look 12? How about for my choice of corset makers and the gift card is for $300

SubinMaine -> RE: Arrrrrrrrrrrrggggggghhhhhhhhhh! (8/18/2007 6:43:56 AM)
Hiya Donna [:D] quote: ORIGINAL: earthycouple Hot Topic? Do I look 12? Hahahahaha! Gawds i hate that store! [;)]

earthycouple -> RE: Arrrrrrrrrrrrggggggghhhhhhhhhh! (8/18/2007 6:46:14 AM)
b....I prefer their sister store for us more amply built if I'm going to be buying something like that.....what's the name of it? grr.....

instynctive -> RE: Arrrrrrrrrrrrggggggghhhhhhhhhh! (8/18/2007 7:30:10 AM)
"MooMoo's by Omar the Tentmaker"? [sm=banana.gif]

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