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RE: Arrrrrrrrrrrrggggggghhhhhhhhhh! - 8/22/2007 3:48:28 AM   
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The thing about shaving the twigs and berries is the stubble... It chafes big time!

Can I wax you?  Then everyone else will know there is nothing to be afraid of!


Without going into *too* much detail, the berries stay bare, and above the twig it neatly trimmed... 


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ORIGINAL: cuffnspankme
Sounds good to me *wink* I like to be touched and ummmmm stuff by girls...


Weird... Me too...  ;-)


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ORIGINAL: BossyShoeBitch
Good.. Because it also involves you getting on all fours and spreading your cheeks for me...


Weird... I like that too.. ;-)


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So I ask my question again.."Why is everyone else so scared to wax?"


I'm not "scared" of it, per se... I just think it's a little overkill (lots of prep) for just doing My balls...


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Because I love my fur and without it, I'd look too young!


And.. one cannot be a bear without fur...


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Try again.....now you will get all My pics....Damn......I killed the Thread...ooopppps


Naww... this thread is INVINCIBLE!!


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squirrely wrath!


Where's My damn tim-tams!??  :-)


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ORIGINAL: cuffnspankme
We like rope here and clamps and I am sure there are those that also like pulleys...


Pulleys are the best... especially in predictament bondage... instead of just running a rope thruogh an eye screw or a hitching ring (which isn't effiecient due to the friction), a pulley is frictionless, so the slightest movement at point "A" creates an equal and opposite response at point "B".  Unless, of course, One has rigged it up in a block and tackle configuration, then it takes MUCH less at point "A" to create the opposite and superior reaction at point "B"....


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ORIGINAL: SubinMaine
As for why i'm afraid of wax....i had my legs waxed once (professionally) and still have two small scars on my shin from where the skin came up with the wax....all i can think about is skin tearing off "down there" and it's a big fat NEWP...lol


That reminds Me of one of My favorite "Bloom County" strips... Opus was waxing his legs and inadvertantly ripped off his kneescaps... "I think they're behind the toilet...".. LOL







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RE: Arrrrrrrrrrrrggggggghhhhhhhhhh! - 8/22/2007 3:56:08 AM   
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Status: offline 		* gulps hearing the word pulley * lol...morning !!

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RE: Arrrrrrrrrrrrggggggghhhhhhhhhh! - 8/22/2007 4:17:37 AM   
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* gulps hearing the word pulley * lol...morning !!


Ahh...pulleys...both love AND hate them! *grin*


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RE: Arrrrrrrrrrrrggggggghhhhhhhhhh! - 8/22/2007 4:43:51 AM   
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Status: offline 		Pulleys rock. 

I need to go into Dom Depot with a couple hundred just for pulleys.




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RE: Arrrrrrrrrrrrggggggghhhhhhhhhh! - 8/22/2007 4:46:54 AM   
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RE: Arrrrrrrrrrrrggggggghhhhhhhhhh! - 8/22/2007 5:00:32 AM   
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RE: Arrrrrrrrrrrrggggggghhhhhhhhhh! - 8/22/2007 5:01:13 AM   
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squirrely wrath!

Where's My damn tim-tams!?? :-)

well you need to bribe me with some kind of lollies in return :o) and an address would be inordinately helpful. failing that, there's the two shops i found over there, in washington state and texas!


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RE: Arrrrrrrrrrrrggggggghhhhhhhhhh! - 8/22/2007 5:06:39 AM   
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well you need to bribe me with some kind of lollies in return :o) and an address would be inordinately helpful. failing that, there's the two shops i found over there, in washington state and texas!


Oh, W/we have PLENTY of "lollies" to keep you occupied.

Address?  Take your best route to Portland JetPort... or Logan INternational airport in Boston.  W/we'll come get you.

Bring work gloves. :-)

Oh, and your favorite (sorry.. "favourite") vibrator.. ;-)


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RE: Arrrrrrrrrrrrggggggghhhhhhhhhh! - 8/22/2007 5:08:32 AM   
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Status: offline 		sigh. my only vibrator and i busted the bunny on it. i guess i overworked it...

know what lollies actually are?

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RE: Arrrrrrrrrrrrggggggghhhhhhhhhh! - 8/22/2007 5:14:51 AM   
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Status: offline 		My precious killed her Charlie... (think land of misfit toys.. "No one wants a Charlie in the box..." LOL)  In her defense though, that was back when her male partners were.. substandard..

No, I haveNO clue what lollies are, but it sounds dangerously kinky and I"m all about that. ;-)  LOL


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RE: Arrrrrrrrrrrrggggggghhhhhhhhhh! - 8/22/2007 5:22:20 AM   
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Status: offline 		hehe had to laugh. pooooor charlie. (i haven't named mine. maybe i'm not truly attached to it emotionally?) lollies are candies. my bribe tends to be either hot tamales (red hot cinnamon jelly-bean things) or reeses cups or some other candy that i can't remember i miss! lollies can be kinky. think jelly baby's and the kinky poses you can put them in. a trail of reeses pieces up down and all around a partners body...

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RE: Arrrrrrrrrrrrggggggghhhhhhhhhh! - 8/22/2007 5:26:25 AM   
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Status: offline 		Yeah, even I felt bad for Charlie... she buried him... had a ceremony and everything.  No wonder I love this girl. LOL

I figured "lollies" was a generic term for candies... Hot Tamales are the best, I may go get some.. I might even videotape Myself eating them and send it to you! (j/k) 

I never could get into food play though.. I get too distracted by the food... (_8(|) Doh!


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RE: Arrrrrrrrrrrrggggggghhhhhhhhhh! - 8/22/2007 5:29:54 AM   
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I figured "lollies" was a generic term for candies... Hot Tamales are the best, I may go get some.. I might even videotape Myself eating them and send it to you! (j/k)

grrrrrr my brother does that with reeses cups. he bought me 2 bags some years ago. and everytime i talked to him on skype, he'd sit there eating and crumpling the wrappers and telling me how good they are...... (glower). he never did send me any




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RE: Arrrrrrrrrrrrggggggghhhhhhhhhh! - 8/22/2007 5:39:12 AM   
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grrrrrr my brother does that with reeses cups. he bought me 2 bags some years ago. and everytime i talked to him on skype, he'd sit there eating and crumpling the wrappers and telling me how good they are...... (glower). he never did send me any


Awwww...

Where does he live?  I'll go bust his kneecaps... :-D


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RE: Arrrrrrrrrrrrggggggghhhhhhhhhh! - 8/22/2007 5:44:09 AM   
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( I was still pissed at him for someone (I mean something) I found out he did on my couch the year before).



heh...good lord woman...i um....caught *my* ex-hubby doing something (and i use "thing" on purpose) on my couch as well...

As for why i'm afraid of wax....i had my legs waxed once (professionally) and still have two small scars on my shin from where the skin came up with the wax....all i can think about is skin tearing off "down there" and it's a big fat NEWP...lol


omg!  How the fuck did the skin come up with the wax?? OUCH OUCH OUCH OUCH OUCH!!!!!!!!!!

edited to add:  I have broken several vibrators in the past year.. The last being one of my favorites.. It went at like supersonic speed (well, Michael does live 3,118 miles away *sigh).. I stuck it under my pillow when I was done cuz I was too tired to get up and put it away.. My girl um gets into my bed in the morning to snuggle, as she is lying next to me her hand goes under my pillow and I hear "what's this mommy?"  OH SHIT!  I reach under the other way to take it and must've grabbed it too hard cuz the base snapped right off.. wires.. etc.. crap!
AND I left my little toy bag with my other 'stuff' in California with Michael by accident..

It's manual transmission for me for the next month...

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RE: Arrrrrrrrrrrrggggggghhhhhhhhhh! - 8/22/2007 5:51:55 AM   
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Status: offline 		ouch !  I had a tiny piece of skin come off when getting my eyebrows waxed...hurt like hell lol

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RE: Arrrrrrrrrrrrggggggghhhhhhhhhh! - 8/22/2007 5:53:57 AM   
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Where the hell are you going to get your eyebrows waxed that it's ripping off skin?

LOL....And if you're doing it your self...stop. Really...go and buy Sally Hansen (I may have spelled the name wrong) waxing strips. They work wonders...and no skin peels off in the process.

Although....

Can I borrow that strip? I could make an army of clones....

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RE: Arrrrrrrrrrrrggggggghhhhhhhhhh! - 8/22/2007 5:54:17 AM   
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Status: offline 		geez women!  what kind of salons do you go to?

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RE: Arrrrrrrrrrrrggggggghhhhhhhhhh! - 8/22/2007 5:56:10 AM   
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Status: offline 		Usually a good one lol... Was visiting a friend and decided to go with her for mani's & pedis... and as bad wax job lol... never again

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RE: Arrrrrrrrrrrrggggggghhhhhhhhhh! - 8/22/2007 6:15:01 AM   
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Status: offline 		"Wax job" just sounds.. kinky...

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