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RE: Arrrrrrrrrrrrggggggghhhhhhhhhh! - 8/16/2007 9:51:18 AM   
instynctive


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RE: Arrrrrrrrrrrrggggggghhhhhhhhhh! - 8/16/2007 9:54:50 AM   
e01n


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Status: offline 		Well, Donna *did* say I could try to see if I could get into the tartan skirt...

Then again, it seems like the only likely way for me to get into her skirt, but I digress...

<--- occasional "action transvestite: running, jumping, climbing trees..."

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RE: Arrrrrrrrrrrrggggggghhhhhhhhhh! - 8/16/2007 10:09:35 AM   
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RE: Arrrrrrrrrrrrggggggghhhhhhhhhh! - 8/16/2007 10:28:00 AM   
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RE: Arrrrrrrrrrrrggggggghhhhhhhhhh! - 8/16/2007 10:33:07 AM   
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RE: Arrrrrrrrrrrrggggggghhhhhhhhhh! - 8/16/2007 11:01:45 AM   
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RE: Arrrrrrrrrrrrggggggghhhhhhhhhh! - 8/16/2007 12:06:06 PM   
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RE: Arrrrrrrrrrrrggggggghhhhhhhhhh! - 8/16/2007 1:15:17 PM   
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"Today's sermon is taken from a magazine that I found... that I found in a hedge. This season's lipstick colours will be in the frosted pink area - and nails to match... and this reminds me rather of our lord Jesus. Because, surely, when Jesus rode into town on a donkey... he must have gotten tarted up a bit..."

For the less (sacre)religious:
You notice how they always put the fruit and veg at the entrance to the supermarket? You go in thinking 'this is a fresh shop, everything in here is *fresh*! I will do well here' You never go straight to the bit with the toilet paper and squeezy brushes do you? You'd think "This is a *poo* shop! Everything in here is made of *poo*! I'm not shopping here, I'm going to Azerbadjan!"

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RE: Arrrrrrrrrrrrggggggghhhhhhhhhh! - 8/16/2007 1:17:36 PM   
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Status: offline 		[Jesus, talking about the last supper] Well, what would you have done?
[God] I would have done cheese and wine, cheese and wine goes together much better than bread and wine. "Eat this cheese for it is my body."
[Jesus] But it's Judea, Dad. Cheese melts.
[God] Alright then, "Eat this cheese for it is my central nervous system." Hmmmm. Alright, alright, "Now eat these chicken drumsticks, for they are my legs, eat these carrots, they are my arms, eat this tomato, it is my head, and eat these oysters, they are my kneecaps."
[Jesus] If you do that Dad, your holy community is going to have priests with big trays yelling, "Who ordered the Body of Christ?"

<weg>

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RE: Arrrrrrrrrrrrggggggghhhhhhhhhh! - 8/16/2007 1:19:25 PM   
e01n


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"My father was a beekeeper before me, his father was a beekeeper before him. I want to walk in their footsteps. And their footsteps were like this... [Runs screaming] AAAAAAAH! I'm covered in beeeeees! "

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RE: Arrrrrrrrrrrrggggggghhhhhhhhhh! - 8/16/2007 1:20:40 PM   
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RE: Arrrrrrrrrrrrggggggghhhhhhhhhh! - 8/16/2007 1:21:43 PM   
instynctive


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Oh, and that's an impressive cock you have on your profile...


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RE: Arrrrrrrrrrrrggggggghhhhhhhhhh! - 8/16/2007 1:23:11 PM   
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RE: Arrrrrrrrrrrrggggggghhhhhhhhhh! - 8/16/2007 1:24:17 PM   
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Status: offline 		I too have seen the cock, its very nice. I just want to pet and stroke it, but I am afraid that the cock would bite me...

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RE: Arrrrrrrrrrrrggggggghhhhhhhhhh! - 8/16/2007 1:32:56 PM   
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quote:

ORIGINAL: e01n

Last one:
"My father was a beekeeper before me, his father was a beekeeper before him. I want to walk in their footsteps. And their footsteps were like this... [Runs screaming] AAAAAAAH! I'm covered in beeeeees! "

ROFLMAO!


That was so funny I fucking pee'd! (where are those frigging subs when you need them!)

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RE: Arrrrrrrrrrrrggggggghhhhhhhhhh! - 8/16/2007 1:34:57 PM   
e01n


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Status: offline 		Thank you... It took some effort to get it that big and fat...
But Donna is the only one who knows anything of my pussy. Sorry. ;)

BTW - is it wrong to name a pussy "Sir Isaac Newton"? What about "Spinoza"?

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RE: Arrrrrrrrrrrrggggggghhhhhhhhhh! - 8/16/2007 1:36:48 PM   
instynctive


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Status: offline 		I'm just jealous because CM never approves MY cock pix.

Must be due to the sheer size of it...

http://www.ndvmusic.com/images/cock.jpg


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RE: Arrrrrrrrrrrrggggggghhhhhhhhhh! - 8/16/2007 1:37:57 PM   
e01n


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Status: offline 		By request - something for a t-shirt:

I like my coffee like I like my women...

in a plastic cup.

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RE: Arrrrrrrrrrrrggggggghhhhhhhhhh! - 8/16/2007 1:39:33 PM   
e01n


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Status: offline 		Oh fuck all! That's freakin' huge!

Or else the person in the picture is really really tiny... Remember, average is but 6"...

Oh yeah - anyone have any thoughts about Sir Isaac Newton aka my pussy?

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RE: Arrrrrrrrrrrrggggggghhhhhhhhhh! - 8/16/2007 1:40:08 PM   
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quote:

ORIGINAL: cuffnspankme

I too have seen the cock, its very nice. I just want to pet and stroke it, but I am afraid that the cock would bite me...


The cock is nice and shiny.  Looks very meaty as well!

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