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HypnoticDan -> TGIF vs SHIT (8/16/2007 1:18:45 PM)
A business man got on an elevator. When he entered there was a blonde already inside who greeted him with a sunny "T-G-I-F!" He smiled at her and replied, "S-H-I-T." She looked puzzled and repeated "T-G-I-F" more slowly. He again answered, "S-H-I-T." The blonde was trying to keep it friendly so she smiled her biggest smile and said as sweetly as possibly, "T-G-I-F." The man smiled back to her and once again, "S-H-I-T." The exasperated blonde finally decided to explain. "'T-G-I-F' means 'Thank Goodness It's Friday.' Get it duuhhh?" The man answered "'S-H-I-T' means "Sorry, Honey, It's Thursday."

SeeksOnlyOne -> RE: TGIF vs SHIT (8/16/2007 2:46:21 PM)
hahahahaha been there done that

LaTigresse -> RE: TGIF vs SHIT (8/16/2007 2:47:25 PM)
This morning in fact.....what a bummer.

ta2dqt -> RE: TGIF vs SHIT (8/24/2007 3:02:37 PM)
Heee-heee!!! Love it!!! :)

VadFarkas -> RE: TGIF vs SHIT (8/24/2007 3:24:00 PM)
Same elevator/ different day A skinny little guy goes into an elevator, looks up and sees this HUGE guy standing next to him. The big guy sees the little guy staring at him looks down and says: "7 feet tall, 350 pounds, 20 inch private, 3 pound testicles, Turner Brown." The man faints and falls to the floor. The big guy kneels down and brings him to, shaking him. The big guy says: "What's wrong with you?" In a weak voice the little guy says, "What EXACTLY did you say to me?" The big dude says: "I saw your curious look and figured I'd just give you the answers to the questions everyone always asks me..... I'm 7 feet tall, I weigh 350 pounds, I have a 20 inch private, my testicles weighs 3 pounds each, and my name is Turner Brown." The small guy says: "Turner Brown?!...Sweet Jesus, I thought you said, "Turn around".

bandit25 -> RE: TGIF vs SHIT (8/24/2007 3:26:09 PM)
LOL!!!!

ferriemistie -> RE: TGIF vs SHIT (8/26/2007 8:30:03 AM)
ROFLMAO

LivingInSin -> RE: TGIF vs SHIT (8/26/2007 2:54:09 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: HypnoticDan A business man got on an elevator. When he entered there was a blonde already inside who greeted him with a sunny "T-G-I-F!" He smiled at her and replied, "S-H-I-T." She looked puzzled and repeated "T-G-I-F" more slowly. He again answered, "S-H-I-T." The blonde was trying to keep it friendly so she smiled her biggest smile and said as sweetly as possibly, "T-G-I-F." The man smiled back to her and once again, "S-H-I-T." The exasperated blonde finally decided to explain. "'T-G-I-F' means 'Thank Goodness It's Friday.' Get it duuhhh?" The man answered "'S-H-I-T' means "Sorry, Honey, It's Thursday." lol, nice

LivingInSin -> RE: TGIF vs SHIT (8/26/2007 2:55:55 PM)
LMAO!! im keeping this one :) thanks

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