RE: Rejected Hallmark Cards

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HypnoticDan -> RE: Rejected Hallmark Cards (8/23/2007 5:43:06 PM)
Darling, Your incessant nagging tore us in two. Correcting, bickering, nay-saying too. My newfound love springs from the heart for I have perfected the poisoner's art. Bye bye,

ta2dqt -> RE: Rejected Hallmark Cards (8/23/2007 7:59:23 PM)
Love it!!!! :)

RubberWitch -> RE: Rejected Hallmark Cards (8/24/2007 1:35:00 AM)
One I actually saw, from bastados cards. front cover I fucked your Mum! inside Happy birthday, Love Dad

nyrisa -> RE: Rejected Hallmark Cards (8/24/2007 4:09:45 AM)
An actual card, given to my husband by our daughters when they were about 16 and 13: Front cover: Happy Father's Day, Dad! (drawing of smiling sperm cells) Inside cover: From your little squirts! NOT a Hallmark card. I feel sure it was bought at Spencer's. I had a little discussion with the girls about not putting that biology class information to such literal use.

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