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subinside -> RE: Worst pick-up line ever (8/19/2007 8:10:44 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: ELUSIVE1 "Block user' is such a beautiful tool...good that you saw his true colors now though... lol, i saw them colours before when he booked out as soon as i informed him i found out i was pregnant by my ex.. it was fine, i knew how he would react and he didn't disappoint me.

DiurnalVampire -> RE: Worst pick-up line ever (8/19/2007 8:17:34 PM)
The only line I have EVER used on a guy. And it was bad, but it was in the context and very funny We were at a karaoke bar, and this incredibly hot guy just fiished mangling one of my favorite Bon Jovi songs. I told him he was Gorgeous, and as long as he could fuck better than he could sing I might be in love. We dated for a few months laugh

NoirUMC -> RE: Worst pick-up line ever (8/20/2007 11:19:35 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: kittinSol quote: ORIGINAL: NoirUMC "Do you come here often?" ...Yes, I actually said that. To a girl. We were standing at our mailboxes in the Post Office. I couldn't help it. :) Hey, you're not the guy who asked me for 10 pence in Brixton because he had to make a phone call to God from a phonebooth to tell him one of his angels (ie. me) was missing, are you??? No, but can I have some cash anyway? I'm kinda short for my Dr. Pepper this afternoon.

LaTigresse -> RE: Worst pick-up line ever (8/20/2007 11:44:08 AM)
I think the worst pickup line I have ever heard......over and over and over......from guys. "We have alot in common, I'm a lesbian too!" Or something similar...... The worst from a woman, though I am sure it has been quite sucessful for her with some. Picture a realllllllyyyyyy bull, bull dyke, the sort you look at and wonder...."is that a he or a she......." She grabbed me by my hair and said something along the lines of "come here you femme bitch, your gonna suck my dick" Long wild story short.......It didn't work out so well for her that night, or many there after.

CreativeDominant -> RE: Worst pick-up line ever (8/20/2007 11:47:02 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: fadedlace ~~fast reply~~ "Show me how kinky you can be..." Of course, I was the person who used it (not online, but in person, and only once on a whim) And it worked. Some guys are way too easy. [:D] "SOME"??? Tsk, tsk fadedlace...MOST of us are way too easy...[;)]

LATEXBABY64 -> RE: Worst pick-up line ever (8/20/2007 11:47:22 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: LaTigresse I think the worst pickup line I have ever heard......over and over and over......from guys. "We have alot in common, I'm a lesbian too!" Or something similar...... The worst from a woman, though I am sure it has been quite sucessful for her with some. Picture a realllllllyyyyyy bull, bull dyke, the sort you look at and wonder...."is that a he or a she......." She grabbed me by my hair and said something along the lines of "come here you femme bitch, your gonna suck my dick" Long wild story short.......It didn't work out so well for her that night, or many there after. i just had this image of oh i see you wore your strap on you must be happy to see me

LaTigresse -> RE: Worst pick-up line ever (8/20/2007 11:49:19 AM)
You would not believe, well maybe you would, the number of women that actually wear them all the time. For some reason I just don't get that. I mean, why would you want the extra hassle?

fieryangel21 -> RE: Worst pick-up line ever (8/20/2007 11:54:24 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: LaTigresse I mean, why would you want the extra hassle? I bet some women do it because they are transexual and believe they are male inside, and should have been given a penis to begin with. To a person like that, a strap-on would be nothing more than a prosthetic limb... like someone might wear if they were missing another appendage. But if they are not transexual, they probably do it because they are very insecure. In that case, I find it kind of silly. Personally, I am pleased with and proud of my vagina, and I don't need to wear a fake penis around to prove my dominance. My vagina will kick your fake penis's ass any day. :-P

vltava -> RE: Worst pick-up line ever (8/20/2007 11:55:58 AM)
Well, I dislike bars and clubs, so I've never tried to pick anyone up, and I'm not interested in online dating, so I'm interested in pickup lines only in an abstract sense. If I told you that you have a good body, would you hold it against me?

fieryangel21 -> RE: Worst pick-up line ever (8/20/2007 12:06:49 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: MissMagnolia Actual one line introductory emails from subs on CM "Hi Mistress" yes, that got me steaming and panting to have him. "Can you brake me?" probably, if I could be bothered driving over him. "I will worship your feet at no charge to you" lucky old me, a freebie. "I'm horny, can you fuck me?" um, no. "What's the biggest thing you've ever had up your ass?" a thermometer. "my phone numbers are............ ring me right now". um, no. "I wanna be your slave" god really? what is CM coming to? "How big are you tits?" it depends on the weather. Thanks for the laugh! :-)

amativedame -> RE: Worst pick-up line ever (8/20/2007 1:15:29 PM)
"What a dreary day... i hope You are warm n dry."

fieryangel21 -> RE: Worst pick-up line ever (8/20/2007 1:36:03 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: SuspendedInGaffa God damn the little shit who called you that, cuddleheart50. I love being male, but sometimes I'm ashamed of my gender. (sends cyberhug) I second all of that except the loving being male part. I'm proudly female. lol

fieryangel21 -> RE: Worst pick-up line ever (8/20/2007 1:42:34 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: FullCircle I'm a sex ninja, I'll be in and out before you even notice. Sounds like my boyfriend. Trust me, that isn't appealing.

ELUSIVE1 -> RE: Worst pick-up line ever (8/20/2007 4:31:05 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: fieryangel21 quote: ORIGINAL: FullCircle I'm a sex ninja, I'll be in and out before you even notice. Sounds like my boyfriend. Trust me, that isn't appealing. ha......I was going to say sounds like my ex-husband-notice the EX in front lol

Real0ne -> RE: Worst pick-up line ever (8/20/2007 6:42:05 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: LaTigresse You would not believe, well maybe you would, the number of women that actually wear them all the time. For some reason I just don't get that. I mean, why would you want the extra hassle? Just gotta get the form fitted ones that slip into the wearer and rub the clitty on every stroke. Yeee Ha!

Real0ne -> RE: Worst pick-up line ever (8/20/2007 6:43:55 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: fieryangel21 quote: ORIGINAL: FullCircle I'm a sex ninja, I'll be in and out before you even notice. Sounds like my boyfriend. Trust me, that isn't appealing. come on thats barely enough for a little warmup! LOL

e01n -> RE: Worst pick-up line ever (9/6/2007 4:07:01 PM)
Found my old notes on the statistics of Operation: Hey Bitch Let's Fuck The line was more effective with females than men by 18.35% The line was most effective with female brunettes with glasses under 170# with a 72.85% success rate. The line was also effective 37% of the time with males with penis length of average size (6") and girth (2.75" circumference) Males found the female using it successfully had "better legs" and "better eyes" Females found the male using it successfully had "bigger package" and "wider chest" and "smelled better" There's more, but I'm saving that for publication.

MaDomAura -> RE: Worst pick-up line ever (11/7/2007 12:09:51 PM)
So many lines so little time. I will admit to using one line, works in a cute way as it tends to make men tongue tied and flustered. The line is "Looks good, how's it taste?" As for a collection you have to give it to PickuPedia! Some gems, many many duds..just like the dating scene! http://www.nerve.com/PickUPedia/(X(1)S(qvupyjbedkqtg2icgsae01eh))/MainPage.ashx MaDom Aura I'm not mean, you are a sissy!

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