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JerseyKrissi72 -> Too Funny CollarMe Requests (8/18/2007 11:05:44 AM)
I thought I heard it all until today. I got a message on CM ..someone wanted to chat privately with me so I said, why not? He told me to go into my car (of which I do not have lol) and chat on the phone with him to help him cum- he will control me on the phone as a phone sub..wtf is that? What is the weirdest requests you received thus far?[&:]

Babybass -> RE: Too Funny CollarMe Requests (8/18/2007 11:11:36 AM)
I was chatting to a guy online - i had told him that i had a Master and that it was ok with my Master if i chatted - and i was just looking for friends online! All clear you would assume. In the middle of chatting he ordered me - in his biggest and most dominant typeface - to go and insert a butt plug!! Ahhh - in a word NO!!

nyrisa -> RE: Too Funny CollarMe Requests (8/18/2007 9:05:52 PM)
A guy emailed me on CM; he voiced an interest in dominating me. His order.......go and cut up all of my panties this minute, and wear no underwear from henceforth. I told him, when he is the one who is buying the panties, he can decide if they get cut up. Oddly, I did not hear from him again.

favesclava -> RE: Too Funny CollarMe Requests (8/19/2007 6:51:53 AM)
it was not a request but a statement. "i have to hide your big ass" according to poll results most CM people wouldnt hide my ass. the mods recheck my pic and removed though. waiting for new one to come up. by the way in my culture a big ass is not a bad thing.LOL

mnottertail -> RE: Too Funny CollarMe Requests (8/19/2007 6:56:06 AM)
it can't be your first picture. And I gotta tell you, you are culturally evolved, that ass is certainly something the hispanic community should celebrate, that right there is more uplifting to the soul than our lady of hidalgo. Tomas de Torquemada

IvyMorgan -> RE: Too Funny CollarMe Requests (8/19/2007 7:31:40 AM)
I want to give you rohypnol...

nectarine00 -> RE: Too Funny CollarMe Requests (8/19/2007 7:36:59 AM)
Do you have anything like baked beans or applesauce you could pour into your panties? (Guess he was into Sploshing - Not my thing, but still, rather odd request, lol)

MysticFireTopaz -> RE: Too Funny CollarMe Requests (8/19/2007 8:32:45 AM)
One of the funniest ones I got was from a local sub wanting to fulfill a fantasy. What he wanted was to wear a pair of pantyhose under shorts. He wanted to then go to a shoe store and help me try on shoes while dressed like that, LOL. Well, that was his fantasy, not mine, and it didn't particularly interest me. A while ago, there was another sub who messaged me and said he would give me Amazon gift certificates if I sent him pictures of my feet. I know of a Domme who tried to take him up on his offer, but it was a scam. Lady Topaz

VadFarkas -> RE: Too Funny CollarMe Requests (8/19/2007 8:37:03 AM)
I had several Nigerians offering me money...wait... that is not what you asked.[:D]

sapphirepleasure -> RE: Too Funny CollarMe Requests (8/19/2007 9:00:12 AM)
Recently I was chatting with a dom (very early stages, just a few emails exchanged) who ordered me that 'as a sign of respect' to him as a dominant, I would always be bare-assed every time we conversed. I 'respectfully' declined.

instynctive -> RE: Too Funny CollarMe Requests (8/19/2007 9:05:52 AM)
Some people are just way too full of themselves. And why the FUCK isn't there a McDonald's in this town??? Sorry.. hungry... in the mood for a Happy Meal...

answer2ONEVoice -> RE: Too Funny CollarMe Requests (8/19/2007 9:08:27 AM)
You want a happy meal?? WEG

instynctive -> RE: Too Funny CollarMe Requests (8/19/2007 9:13:11 AM)
Yes. Well.. more like I want 6 happy meals... The closest McDonald's to U/us is at LEAST 30 minutes away.. pout The only fast food place in this frontier town is Subway, and that's just too healthy...

JerseyKrissi72 -> RE: Too Funny CollarMe Requests (8/19/2007 9:15:04 AM)
I had to go get my happy meal when they offered the hello kitty toys...gimme gimme dem' french fries dammit!![8D]

answer2ONEVoice -> RE: Too Funny CollarMe Requests (8/19/2007 9:16:57 AM)
i live just about across the street from one, i don't care for McD's except for the Asian salad

JerseyKrissi72 -> RE: Too Funny CollarMe Requests (8/19/2007 9:18:12 AM)
that is a good salad. i also like the walnuts w/ yogurt and grapes..it's good.

KittyKat89 -> RE: Too Funny CollarMe Requests (8/19/2007 9:27:57 AM)
Odd requests... lets see... People have offered to buy worn panties from me. Once a dom contacted me and told me that if I were to be under consideration with him, I would have to set up a cam and leave it online all the time for full surveillance. I bit excessive, I think, for first contact... Crossdressing males have contacted me (and I'm okay with it...) wanting me to domme them, but keep it from their 65 year old wife who has, over the past 35 years, failed to realize where her stockings have been dissappearing off to, or why her heels are stretched out a bit... Lets see... what else.... Oh! Someone wanted me to stick a popsicle up my anus [sm=ugh.gif] if you can top that one, kudos to you. :-\| That's all I can remember for now. giggles

slaverosebeauty -> RE: Too Funny CollarMe Requests (8/19/2007 9:58:01 AM)
Strangest requests.. to send pictures of my FEET {toenails done or not, preferable of both} and pictures of my legs in panyhose. I have had that a few times from a few tops and bottoms. I got freaked and blocked and deleted. Too funny.

MastersMaiden -> RE: Too Funny CollarMe Requests (8/19/2007 9:58:26 AM)
lol, so far my wierdest request was from a fellow sub (who i'd never met before lol) and he wanted to be tied up and kicked in the nuts. I respectfully declined ^_^[:-] -MM

slaverosebeauty -> RE: Too Funny CollarMe Requests (8/19/2007 10:02:11 AM)
EXTRA EXTRA this just in from adultspace.. "do you sell any of your used soakd cum thongs ......." I would say THAT is funny and weird. I haven't figured out my response yet... if any one has any ideas as to what I should say, email me on the other side. {giggles} I have a few ideas, but I am in a silly mood.

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