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Gauge -> A slip of the tongue (7/6/2005 12:41:01 AM)
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This is an old one, but still makes me laugh.
A guy with a black eye boards a train, sits down and sees that the man next to him also has a black eye. They laugh at the coincidence, and the first man says, "It was all the slip of the tongue in my case. I went to a ticket booth in Cleveland and was served by a woman with beautiful breasts. I was so distracted and asked for "two pickets to Tittsburg," and she punched me in the eye. The other guy says "I had a slip of the tongue as well. My wife and I were at the breakfast table and instead of asking her to pass the Branflakes, I screamed, " You've ruined my life you fat bitch!"
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