Lucylastic
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A woman asks her husband if she can golf with him. He says that he doesn't have the time to struggle around the course with her. But he does arrange for her to take some lessons, and agrees that they will golf together after she takes those lessons.
So the wife goes for her first private lesson with the club pro. It's a horrendous time. She can't hit the ball at all. She duffs one, misses another altogther. She slices and she hooks. The pro is at the end of his patience. Frustrated he tries one last very unorthodox instruction. He says, "Hold the club like you would your husband's penis. And then take the swing."
So she does. And she swings. And she hits it 250 yards straight down the middle of the fairway. "Absolutely perfect," says the instructor, astonished. "Now this time try taking the club out of your mouth."
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