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redneck man pick up lines - 8/20/2007 1:30:52 AM

SeeksOnlyOne

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Redneck Man's pick up lines
> > >
> > >
> > > 1) Did you fart?
> > >     cuz you blew me away.
> > >
> > > 2) Are yer parents retarded?
> > >     cuz ya sure are special.
> > >
> > > 3) My Love fer you is like diarrhea .
> > >     I can't hold it in.
> > >
> > > 4) Do you have a library card?
> > >     cuz I'd like to sign you out.
> > >
> > > 5) Is there a mirror in yer pants?
> > >     cuz I can see myself in em.
> > >
> > > 6) If you was a tree I were a Squirrel,
> > >     I'd store my nuts in yer hole.
> > >
> > > 7) You might not be the best lookin girl here,
> > >     but beauty's only a light switch away.
> > >
> > > 8) Man - "Fat Penguin!"
> > >     Woman - "WHAT?"
> > >     Man - "I just wanted to say something that
> would break the ice."
> > >
> > > 9) I know I'm not no Fred Flintstone,
> > >     but I bet I can make yer bed-rock.
> > >
> > > 10) I can't find my puppy, can you help me find
> him?
> > >     I think he went inta this cheap motel room.
> > >
> > > 11) Yer eyes are as blue as window cleaner.
> > >
> > > 12) If yer gunna regret this in the mornin,
> > >     we kin sleep til afternoon.
> > >
> > > and.... the best for last!
> > >
> > > 13) Yer face reminds me of a wrench,
> > >     every time I think of it my nuts tighten up.

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RE: redneck man pick up lines - 8/25/2007 2:06:48 PM

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OMFG! im so going to share these.

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RE: redneck man pick up lines - 8/25/2007 2:16:19 PM

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oh this is classic...lol

thanks for these...lol

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RE: redneck man pick up lines - 8/25/2007 2:18:27 PM

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13: Heya, Cuz.

14. (and i've used this one successfully) Let me take you to Alabama and love you like a sister.

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RE: redneck man pick up lines - 8/25/2007 5:06:18 PM

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These sound like what my ex would say.

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RE: redneck man pick up lines - 8/25/2007 6:42:30 PM

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