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soultoshare -> RE: The Hard Way (8/21/2007 12:03:26 PM)
[sm=biggrin.gif] LaT, I'm sorry for laughing, but I have SOOOOOO been there, done that! I love your horse escapades! OK, hijack done....

soultoshare -> RE: The Hard Way (8/21/2007 12:12:29 PM)
I learned all about the whole spark plug on the lawn mower thing when I touched it.....still don't know why I did it, but I only did it ONCE! Also, never bend over when your ass is anywhere near the biting end of a horse! Leaves an interesting looking bruise...not to mention PAINFUL!

beargonewild -> RE: The Hard Way (8/21/2007 12:30:55 PM)
Learnt the hard way, never shake a bee's nest thinking you can run faster than they can fly. ouch ouch ouch ouch

caught4u -> RE: The Hard Way (8/21/2007 1:31:32 PM)
don't slice a bagel while holding it

LaTigresse -> RE: The Hard Way (8/21/2007 2:30:50 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: soultoshare [sm=biggrin.gif] LaT, I'm sorry for laughing, but I have SOOOOOO been there, done that! I love your horse escapades! OK, hijack done.... Oh, no need to be sorry at all. I laugh at myself alot. A life time spent with animals and children around all the time has made for some very comical moments.

nyrisa -> RE: The Hard Way (8/21/2007 5:37:48 PM)
Never try to push a gate open wider from a moving car. Never push a gate open from a moving car, while wearing a ring. Never underestimate how dumb you will feel while they sew your finger back on.

scifi1133 -> RE: The Hard Way (8/21/2007 5:40:13 PM)
dont try to lean over on a harley to pick something off the road at speed.

Satyr6406 -> RE: The Hard Way (8/21/2007 5:46:20 PM)
When a police officer has pulled you over ... ... NEVER look at him and offer: "You're gonna look inthe trunk. Aren't you?" ... NEVER, EVER say: "I pay your salary!" (My standard answer was: "Well, you're getting your money's worth, today/tonight") Peace and comfort, Michael

YesMistressIrish -> RE: The Hard Way (8/21/2007 5:58:45 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: e1on A couple of quick cop lessons: --The Jedi Mind Trick does work on them... but only if you're prepared with something to distract them while patting you down before they get to the pocket in which you're holding... --Cops are either Subs who top or Doms who sub, and never switch anything. --Never clean your house while wearing a balaclava over your face "because of allergies" while the blinds are open. --"Libertarian" = "pot head" to most patrol cops. So pamphlets for the LP = drug paraphernalia to them. --Be nice to them. They richly deserve it, given the shit they get handed most of the time. Thanks for the laughs eo1n. What does your screename mean, by the way? I agree with your last line in particular. Most cops try to help many people, take thier lives in their hands in between boring sit and wait episodes of their shift, and have to deal with super stinky, stupid, arrogant, violent people high on only God knows what all the time.

feastie -> RE: The Hard Way (8/21/2007 7:40:45 PM)
Never, ever fry bacon while nude.

nyrisa -> RE: The Hard Way (8/21/2007 8:23:50 PM)
Don't cook while naked, and very pregnant.

slaverosebeauty -> RE: The Hard Way (8/21/2007 9:37:21 PM)
a small child ALWAYS gets their sippy cup, even if it means I get a dislocated toe and am off my feet for 6 weeks test results should NEVER be ignored, no matter how many people tell you 'its no big deal' office equipment and furntature DO attack people - i have the bruises to prove it walls CAN move - again, i have the bruises to prove it a skirt and heels and a warehouse full of floor coverings, etc do NOT mix

SDFemDom4cuck -> RE: The Hard Way (8/22/2007 12:47:19 AM)
1.Never ever ever assume that because the individual breaker is off in a room you can safely unscrew and rewire the light fixture. 2. Those that assume #1 will learn that a human female is capable of flying a good distance especially when a 10 ft ladder is involved. 3. It is easier (and cheaper) to climb off the ladder and go all the way out to the garage to turn off the main breaker than it is repair the hole in the wall that stopped you midflight and replace the stained glass window the ladder went through. 4. If you're a sub, never look at your Domme crumpled on the floor and ask her something as stupid as "Did you turn off the breaker?". She will most definitely hurt you once she has regained her senses and stops doing the "electrocution mambo". 5. Should you commit #4 it is best to run very fast and as far away as humanly possible. Jewelry is the only acceptable solution along with abject apology. Edited to add: Not that I would know this from any personal experience in any way, it's just something I've heard.

Rumtiger -> RE: The Hard Way (8/22/2007 1:32:30 AM)
In a fight, quantity over quality.

soultoshare -> RE: The Hard Way (8/23/2007 8:14:41 AM)
SD....that post should have come with a spew alert!!!!! I think you and my father were once sister and brother in a previous life! He's done the same thing! Thinks the few extra steps are necessary......"I know which wire not to touch!" And inevitably, returns to the breaker box to turn off the power.....usually shaking his hand hard to try to get the feeling back into it! We all just sort of snicker and pretend we don't notice!

Steelriven -> RE: The Hard Way (8/23/2007 8:23:57 AM)
Age 13 never stick your finger in a lamp socket just to feel what it is like. Age 19 never put an ashtray full of just put out smokes in the garbage just because your manager is coming in and doesn't like the smell. Never try to stomp out a plastic trash can that's on fire. Age 24 never jump up and down in excitement while standing on concrete steps. Age 28 Never tell your Daddy (Sir) "Is that it?" After he's spanked you.

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