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A Need for Practice - 7/6/2005 11:42:39 PM

FirmFare

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A young indian brave decided it was time for him to be married. So he went to the cheif and said, "Me needum wife!"
The cheif asked if he had any experience, and when he shook his head, the cheif instructed him to go off into the forest until the moon became full again. He was to find a tree with a hole in it and practice.
When the moon was full again the brave was back at the chief's teepee demanding a wife. So the chief arranged for the brave to be married to Naomi and gave her strict instructions saying, "This is your husband, you are to honor him and do exactly as he says."
When Naomi and the brave were in their teepee and had disrobed, he told her to turn around and bend over. This wasn't the way she understood sex was supposed to work but she remembered the strict instructions the chief had given her so she shrugged her shoulders turned around and bent over. Just then the brave hauled off and booted her right in the butt. With surprise and in a bit of pain she jumped up and spun on him to demand why he did that.
The brave stood there stoically and said, "Me no stupid, me check for bees!"

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RE: A Need for Practice - 7/6/2005 11:56:42 PM

CalliopePurple

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*Giggles* That made my night.

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