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let me hold your monkey - 8/21/2007 4:40:07 PM

HisAlphaSlaveJ

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A woman got on a bus holding a baby. The bus driver looked at the child and blurted out, "That`s the ugliest baby I've ever seen!" Infuriated, the woman slammed her fare into the fare box and took an aisle seat near the rear of the bus. The man seated next to her sensed that she was agitated and asked her what was wrong.

"The bus driver insulted me," she fumed.
The man sympathized and said, "Why, he shouldn't say things to insult passengers. He could be fired for that."

"You're right," she said. "I think I'll go back up there and give him a piece of my mind!"

"That's a good idea," the man said. "Here, let me hold your monkey."

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RE: let me hold your monkey - 8/21/2007 8:49:53 PM

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when my uncle had his youngest son, they sent out the birth announcements with the newborn picture inside...

i took one look and said "that kid is uglier than a baboon's butt!!!!"

mama still hasnt forgiven me, and the boy is 20 now...

kitten, who hasnt changed her mind.

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RE: let me hold your monkey - 8/22/2007 4:07:57 PM

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Well, I guess that means you don't have to go to those family reunions.

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RE: let me hold your monkey - 8/22/2007 10:36:20 PM

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Or when you do, you get to throw feces around and scream at everybody. Aah, finally a chance to let your knuckles down. :P

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RE: let me hold your monkey - 8/23/2007 4:59:06 AM

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I check a few websites every morning to start the day with a laugh.It seems that more often than not, I'll run across a photo that isdirectly related to a subject either on one of my boards or in real life.http://www.ringofsteel.net/images/monkey.jpg

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