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RE: For the Single Ones - 8/31/2007 5:36:48 AM

e01n

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She's tall (at least 5'9"), has medium dark hair, shoulder length or shorter (Jennifer Anniston's is about as long as I'd go), wears glasses (preferably nearsighted or astigmatic), weighs probably 160-180# (I'm easy in this - as long as I can pick her up and carry her around if needed) with at least D cup. Prefer strong literary capabilities - possibly even published (net works do count). Must know that when I'm talking about "juicers" I'm not talking about Barry Bonds et al. Interest in Contact Improvisation a definite plus. Small, light scars can be a plus. Preferably named either "Stephanie" or "Donna" (though I'm pretty much done with my Stephanie fetishism - 5 is more than enough).

Other than that, I'm pretty flexible...

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RE: For the Single Ones - 8/31/2007 10:53:15 AM

MasterMataeo

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ORIGINAL: TreasureKY

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ORIGINAL: WhiplashSmile

She could look like several makes and/or models with various builds.

Since, I'm the Domly Dom that I am, I would insist upon having a remote control with an operating on/off switch, adjustable protocal dial. I would be interested if I was able to purchase various add-ons as downloads from the internet such as;

"Daddy's Little Girl", "Wicked Stripper", "Super Nympho", "Naughty Nurse", "French Maid", "Pain Slut Missy", "SlaveGirl 1000", "Therapeutic Massage Girl", "Pole Dancer version 2.0", "Ultimate Massage Girl 69", "Austrialian Accent Language Pack", "French Accent Language Pack", "Attitude adjustment upgrade", "Body Guard 2000",  "Pet Cat", "Puppy Love", "Ready Rape Girl", "Obey Master - version 1.0", "Itailian Cook Delight", "Sexy Bartender", "Dance with Me", "GothGirl 2005", "Vampirical Desires", "BeBop Barbie Girl", "Surfer Chick", "Punk Rock Girl", "Tranced Out", "Deep Desires", "Sexual Addiction 69", "Horny Drunk College Girl", "Pirate Girl", "Classy Date - version 6.9", "Cheap Date - version 0.9" ....and many other fine software titles.

But seriously, physically she could look any number of ways.  In terms of her personality and other things about her, this can vary somewhat as well.

Some women come with this software fully loaded... no extra charge.

yeah they are called ROGUE WENCHS and you can find them at a REN Faire near you ,,,,

MM

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RE: For the Single Ones - 8/31/2007 11:02:08 AM

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Somewhere between Vin Diesel and Toby Keith....yea...thatd be my perfect fuck toy....

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RE: For the Single Ones - 8/31/2007 11:19:21 AM

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I could name numerous people right here on these boards, but I don't believe that would be appropriate

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RE: For the Single Ones - 8/31/2007 11:22:34 AM

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smiles at shyinini for all posts :)

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RE: For the Single Ones - 9/6/2007 3:11:55 PM

teamnoir

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That answer changes from day to day.

Really, what I want, is a real life human being who will both surprise, challenge, delight, aggravate, enthuse, and turn me on in varying amounts at different times.

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RE: For the Single Ones - 9/6/2007 3:48:16 PM

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Someone caring, competent and imaginative who could Dominate me in Her house-slippers and a T-shirt...

- with a tip of the hat to "MzMia", who posted the house-slippers and T-shirt idea on another thread.

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