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Steelriven -> Silly rules (8/23/2007 7:15:37 AM)
Ever have your dominant, or had to have writen a silly rule? For me it was no super glueing Sir's boxers to the wall. No bouncing balls in the house. I can't paint Sir's stomach pink with food coloring. No throwing socks in the toilet, No I can't put my teddy bear in the front seat he has to be in the back buckled up, because it's safer back there. Eddited to add he also hates glitter. Says it's like an STD it gets everywhere.

JerseyKrissi72 -> RE: Silly rules (8/23/2007 7:45:43 AM)
hmmm...dunno about silly rules but I was not permitted to close the bathroom door when I went in there...i don't know what he thought i was gonna get into[8D]

Steelriven -> RE: Silly rules (8/23/2007 7:47:30 AM)
Maybe the toothpaste? I once wrote on the mirror with lipstick...

JerseyKrissi72 -> RE: Silly rules (8/23/2007 7:49:01 AM)
my late Master ..omg..sometimes, i sit back and think of all the things we did together..the most funniest is....I use to tell him, the only way I can pee when I am being watched (cause i get very nervous) is if I sing..well, one day i was in the bathroom and he was in the bedroom and he said "are you ok babygirl?"..i said yup, i just can't pee..he said "sing babygirl..sing!"...[:)] i miss him so much.

Steelriven -> RE: Silly rules (8/23/2007 7:53:32 AM)
That is too funny! Sir does that to me, but it makes it harder for me.

GhitaAmati -> RE: Silly rules (8/23/2007 7:59:20 AM)
I am forbidden to mount the 50cal in my deer stand...I wouldnt actually USE it...I just wanna put it up there to freak people out.......

cuffnspankme -> RE: Silly rules (8/25/2007 11:46:01 PM)
Oh I love you Ghita, that made me giggle, though I know you are serious. I didn't have any rules that I thought were silly but I had one frustrating one. I didn't love with my now ex-Dom and I had to ask to masterbate and he loved to get me all ready to go and leave me hanging, it fucking sucked.

Twicehappy2x -> RE: Silly rules (8/26/2007 5:06:51 AM)
Well, i am only allowed to keep live spiders in my room. If i find them anywhere else in the house i have to carry them outside before Scooter kills them. On the plus side he is very understanding about how i feel about killing them so the Orkin man is not allowed to spray in my room, and Jewel reminds him of that every time he comes.

instynctive -> RE: Silly rules (8/26/2007 5:41:42 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: GhitaAmati I am forbidden to mount the 50cal in my deer stand...I wouldnt actually USE it...I just wanna put it up there to freak people out....... Yeah.. I love you. ;-)

instynctive -> RE: Silly rules (8/26/2007 5:53:15 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Twicehappy2x If i find them anywhere else in the house i have to carry them outside before Scooter kills them. I'm in charge of "spider relocation" here.. and I simply REFUSE to kill a spider unless I absolutely have to. One evening, b started FREAKING out and showed Me this beauty: http://i142.photobucket.com/albums/r99/instynctive/spider/spider-resized.jpg http://i142.photobucket.com/albums/r99/instynctive/spider/spider-cropped.jpg The first picture is to give you an idea of the3 size of this thing.. that's a 12"x12" tile... Needless to say, she (the spider, not b.. lol) got relocated to the outdoors using a large cup and a stout piece of paper. :-) (sorry for the thread hi-jack, but this is still close to on-topic, since it's a rule in this house that spiders are not to be killed...)

Twicehappy2x -> RE: Silly rules (8/26/2007 6:01:50 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: instynctive Needless to say, she (the spider, not b.. lol) got relocated to the outdoors using a large cup and a stout piece of paper. :-) Oh, a real beauty of a spider there. Jewel is terrified of spiders so as long as i catch them for relocation they are safe. A long time ago i had a pet tarantula, i loved that spider. Her name was just Spid. She was orange and black, fuzzy and as far as i was concerned very friendly. She had a terrarium but as long as my bedroom door was shut i let her roam frequently. She liked to perch on your shoulder and grab at your hair. Nice to met another spider lover. They take good care of all my roses and other plants in the yard.

instynctive -> RE: Silly rules (8/26/2007 6:32:44 AM)
Let's try this: http://www.collarchat.com/m_1234024/tm.htm

favesclava -> RE: Silly rules (8/28/2007 2:37:10 PM)
only one earing on each ear no tongue piercing (boo hoo after the trauma to get it done) pretty panties at all times have to do research on all different kind of subjects, from how to trap small animals , curing hides to slave and fashions during the third crusade.

e01n -> RE: Silly rules (8/28/2007 2:53:02 PM)
A favorite game: no use of the first person. Another fun one: no use of any form of the verb "to be"

softness -> RE: Silly rules (8/28/2007 4:53:13 PM)
i used to have to sleep upside down in the bed .. because he enjoyed me trying tomescape his big stinky feet in my sleep and my utter confusion on waking up in the morning and everything being the wrong way round he was cruel and heartless and hogged the duvet

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