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A typical Tiger morning - 8/25/2007 7:53:49 AM   
Rumtiger


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Status: offline 		This just happened to me no more then an hour ago.

I was with a girl I know, and I had left for a little bit to go and get some chocholate milk, I came back being a smartass and said "mmm I missed you so much"

She: "awww..your sweet"

Me: "erm..I was talking to the milk"

She: [Immediatly storms out the door]

...whoops.

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RE: A typical Tiger morning - 8/25/2007 8:04:59 AM   
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You should be more sensitive. 

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RE: A typical Tiger morning - 8/25/2007 8:07:18 AM   
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Status: offline 		Its morning and I had been drinking about 60 bucks worth of booze the night before, gimme a little slack for being a bit off focus.

< Message edited by Rumtiger -- 8/25/2007 8:21:04 AM >

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- Quentin Tarantino.

If they cant take a joke, fuck em.
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RE: A typical Tiger morning - 8/25/2007 8:08:02 AM   
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Status: offline 		why didn't you shout out across the vastness of space and time to this hurredly skulking away figure:

Eat a bowl of dicks, you cunt.

It would have been the proper thing to do.

Ron


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RE: A typical Tiger morning - 8/25/2007 8:14:13 AM   
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Status: offline 		upon teaching you the phrase Ron I made sure to tell you the correct ways to use it...with great power comes great responsibility after all.

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Fuck the Pandas!
-Moi

Mmm, I love me some kickboxers, you know why? Cause ya'll cant take a punch!
- Quentin Tarantino.

If they cant take a joke, fuck em.
-Tucker Max

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RE: A typical Tiger morning - 8/25/2007 8:26:29 AM   
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Status: offline 		Ug, why would you want milk after all the booze ?  Milk always "feels" sticky to me, like it's coating my throat, would not want that feeling the morning after I got into the booze.

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RE: A typical Tiger morning - 8/25/2007 8:37:22 AM   
Rumtiger


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Status: offline 		Who said I had a hangover?

and I dunno, just had a craving for Chocholate milk. So zipped to the Albertsons and got some nesquick, came back home, was savoring the taste of my childhood and then....whoops.

By the way, is there a name for it when you put a little Bailey's in chocholate milk?

< Message edited by Rumtiger -- 8/25/2007 8:40:02 AM >

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Fuck the Pandas!
-Moi

Mmm, I love me some kickboxers, you know why? Cause ya'll cant take a punch!
- Quentin Tarantino.

If they cant take a joke, fuck em.
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RE: A typical Tiger morning - 8/25/2007 8:41:36 AM   
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Status: offline 		Welsh Farms makes the best chocolate milk.  You should have brought the girl some.  Maybe that's why she really got pissed.

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RE: A typical Tiger morning - 8/25/2007 8:44:08 AM   
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Status: offline 		Welsh farms could make something that tastes like the sacred juice off of Buddah's man-tits, its not gonna have the nostalgia factor of Quick.



Edit: Cmon..I dont get at least one laugh from that? I coulda gone with the God's Balls version but I decided to get a little creative.

Though i'm pretty sure if I went with the Virgin Mary version I'd be going straight to hell.

< Message edited by Rumtiger -- 8/25/2007 8:52:24 AM >

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Fuck the Pandas!
-Moi

Mmm, I love me some kickboxers, you know why? Cause ya'll cant take a punch!
- Quentin Tarantino.

If they cant take a joke, fuck em.
-Tucker Max

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RE: A typical Tiger morning - 8/25/2007 9:04:01 AM   
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quote:

ORIGINAL: Rumtiger

By the way, is there a name for it when you put a little Bailey's in chocholate milk?



Uhm...chocolate milk....tiger style?

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RE: A typical Tiger morning - 8/25/2007 9:05:06 AM   
Rumtiger


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Status: offline 		Nah, they already have a name like that called Tiger's milk...

dont try it, its disgusting.

< Message edited by Rumtiger -- 8/25/2007 9:06:05 AM >

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Fuck the Pandas!
-Moi

Mmm, I love me some kickboxers, you know why? Cause ya'll cant take a punch!
- Quentin Tarantino.

If they cant take a joke, fuck em.
-Tucker Max

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RE: A typical Tiger morning - 8/25/2007 10:49:48 PM   
Rumtiger


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Status: offline 		oh I found it by the way, its just called Irish Chocholate Milk....

yeah, real fuckin original there..

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Fuck the Pandas!
-Moi

Mmm, I love me some kickboxers, you know why? Cause ya'll cant take a punch!
- Quentin Tarantino.

If they cant take a joke, fuck em.
-Tucker Max

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RE: A typical Tiger morning - 8/25/2007 11:32:20 PM   
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Status: offline 		Sounds like someone was a lil sensitive, You were probably better off with her gone

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RE: A typical Tiger morning - 8/26/2007 11:25:24 PM   
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Status: offline 		Heya Tiger your stories are hilarious !!!!!!!!!!!!!

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RE: A typical Tiger morning - 8/28/2007 2:30:55 PM   
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