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LDRandAstarte -> euphemisms (8/25/2007 9:29:37 PM)
What are your favorite euphemisms? Post your euphemism. The next poster posts his/her guess as to what your euphemism is in reference to. Then he/she posts her favorite euphemism. Here we go' "Sneezed in my pants"

e01n -> RE: euphemisms (8/27/2007 4:21:28 AM)
The unfortunate concidence of male arousal and a belt sander? "Want some coffee?"

Mikal -> RE: euphemisms (8/27/2007 5:30:21 AM)
Perverted way of asking someone if they snack the liquid coming through the Hershey Highway? "You are not a sexy penguin"

e01n -> RE: euphemisms (8/27/2007 5:35:17 AM)
Reference to Windows Vista being a flavor of bondage... "Lemon curry?" - but only if dressed as a Viking...

e01n -> RE: euphemisms (8/27/2007 5:45:26 PM)
ah, e01n - not only is it a Monty Python reference, you must be referring to some form of watersports as well... Very good, evil e01n - you are on to me... but how about this: "Dirty Pasquale"?

LDRandAstarte -> RE: euphemisms (8/28/2007 1:49:53 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: e01n The unfortunate concidence of male arousal and a belt sander? Concidence; Huh? what the heck is concidence? And male arousal and a belt sa... What!?!?! never mind I don't think I want to know! Sneezing in your pants, is a fart!

e01n -> RE: euphemisms (8/28/2007 2:20:39 PM)
Ah, but it still remains: what is a "Dirty Pasquale"? see, the game is so much more fun when you don't explain what it really means...

LDRandAstarte -> RE: euphemisms (8/28/2007 2:25:07 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: e01n Ah, but it still remains: what is a "Dirty Pasquale"? A rim job? "A stinky willie"" scratching your ass then rubbing your finger under someones nose

GhitaAmati -> RE: euphemisms (8/28/2007 2:33:58 PM)
Some french dude who didnt take a bath? "can of cereal"

e01n -> RE: euphemisms (8/28/2007 4:37:33 PM)
having a 5# bag of oatmeal inserted into your anus while other activities are going on? "glasses girl"?

Mikal -> RE: euphemisms (8/28/2007 8:19:13 PM)
An inverted girl, who's derrier and luv lips are used as wine glass holders? "You're AWOLing it this morning..."

Emperor1956 -> RE: euphemisms (8/28/2007 8:23:14 PM)
quote: "You're AWOLing it this morning..." Doing a platoon before noon. "she gave me a Leona Helmsley and it was WILD"

e01n -> RE: euphemisms (8/29/2007 7:10:36 AM)
OMG - are you sure I can describe that here without violating ToS? "achieving enlightenment"?

GhitaAmati -> RE: euphemisms (8/29/2007 7:17:34 AM)
getting pushed off a cliff while grasping a lamp ( I miss that lamp ) and a can of cereal is a beer....you know...grain...ina can...oh nevermind..... "monkey licks"

e01n -> RE: euphemisms (8/29/2007 8:45:56 AM)
a reference to a more disturbing version of http://timwouldlickit.com/ ? and luv, what you're describing is a "fizzy barley soda" "If I could shit out my cock..."

GhitaAmati -> RE: euphemisms (8/29/2007 8:59:59 AM)
you wouldnt have to sit on nasty mens public toilets?? "fast food"

HotFaerieMama -> RE: euphemisms (8/29/2007 9:17:21 AM)
i don't have any euphemisms but George Carlin's opinons on them is funny.. you should read his books

e01n -> RE: euphemisms (8/29/2007 9:31:10 AM)
tweet Red Card for the EPIC FAIL to HotFaerieMama! Two drink penalty! Fast Food - a rushed episode of oral pleasuring, possibly with salt and ketchup involved? "If 6 were 9..."

HotFaerieMama -> RE: euphemisms (8/29/2007 11:04:39 AM)
what do i have to drink??

e01n -> RE: euphemisms (8/29/2007 5:44:56 PM)
no - you buy 2 drinks each for all of us. That's 2 drink penalty! lemmesee - If 6 were 9 - means I'd do X, but only if gravity were to suddenly reverse itself. I.E. ain't gonna happen. "It's a mystery that's beyond your grade..."?

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