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I like the way you think. - 8/27/2007 10:16:35 AM

HypnoticDan

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A teacher asks her class, "If there are 5 birds sitting on a fence and you shoot one of them, how many will be left?" "None, they all fly away with the first gunshot," calls out Johnny. The teacher replies, "The correct answer is 4, but I like the way you think." Johnny says, "Now I have a question for YOU. Three women are sitting on a bench eating ice cream cones. One is licking the sides of the ice cream. The second is gobbling down the top and sucking the cone. The third is biting off the top of the ice cream. Which one is married?" The teacher blushes and stammers and finally says, "I guess that would be the one that’s gobbled down the top and sucked the cone." Johnny smiles. "The correct answer is the one with the wedding ring on…but I like the way you think."

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RE: I like the way you think. - 8/27/2007 9:07:18 PM

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nice

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RE: I like the way you think. - 8/28/2007 12:37:28 AM

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Ha! *applause*

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RE: I like the way you think. - 8/28/2007 8:37:16 PM

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Cute. Johnny is one smart kid.

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RE: I like the way you think. - 8/28/2007 9:18:04 PM

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There is a plethora of Johnny jokes out there. I wish I had the collection.

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RE: I like the way you think. - 8/30/2007 11:56:53 AM

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The look on the teacher's face must have been priceless!

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RE: I like the way you think. - 8/30/2007 11:51:05 PM

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