pleasureforHim
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There's a back story to this joke. My law office in a state agency had only two women; myself and my girlfriend. A copy of "Top Ten Reasons Beer is Better Than Women" made the rounds and we were miffed. So we drew up the following list and distributed it -- which was bad enough. But we used the ass****e mysogynist man in our office as the author's initial's and naturally he could not sit at a computer (too emasculating) so we also included his secretary's initals for versimilatude. So the complaint was (1) obscene material; (2) defaming the mysogynist; (3) defaming the secretary, who was pretty conservative. It nearly cost us our jobs....but we were the only ones willing to actually GO TO COURT---GASP!--so they just chastized us severely and we promised never to circulate non-business material again.
Naturally, i do not feel anything is better than men, so read with tongue in cheek.
1. Chocolate is available in every convenient store and gas station, virtually 24 hours a day.
2. Chocolate comes with and without nuts.
3. Chocolate is always rich.
4. You can share a chocolate bar with your girlfriends.
5. You can have white, milk, or dark chocolate and not upset your mother.
6. You are always the first one to unwrap a chocolate bar.
7. Chocolate can be kept in the fridge until needed.
8. Chocolate is inexpensive and does not whine as you finish eating it.
9. You only have to put as much choclate in your mouth at a time as you wish.
10. Chocolate is never going to wind up with the strawberries behind your back.
pleasureforHim
< Message edited by pleasureforHim -- 7/15/2005 6:27:41 AM >
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