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knees2you -> Turpentine :-) (7/9/2005 9:33:10 PM)
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A little boy was sitting on the
curb with a gallon of turpentine
and shaking it up and watching
all the bubbles.
A little while later a Priest came
along and asked the little boy
what he had.
The little boy replied,
"This is the most powerful liquid in
the world, it's called turpentine."
The Priest said,
"No, the most powerful liquid in
the world is Holy Water. If you
take some of this Holy Water
and rub it on a pregnant women's
belly, she'll pass a healthy baby."
The little boy replied,
"You take some of this here turpentine
and rub it on a cat's ass and he'll pass
a Harley Davidson."
Don't even think about it!!!
[image]local://upfiles/19655/36CE55AFBB9E4B0683A9B7B743042A7B.gif[/image]
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