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Lordandmaster -> confused about subs (8/28/2007 8:28:32 AM)

I'm really confused about subs.  Why don't they all just drop to their knees and begin fellating my cock the instant I breathe on them?  Instead, they prate about "trust" and "getting to know you" and other nonsense.  It's so annoying!




softness -> RE: confused about subs (8/28/2007 8:38:39 AM)

its because we are all fake ... duh!




Twicehappy2x -> RE: confused about subs (8/28/2007 8:54:39 AM)

LAM, with deepest respect...none of us are brave enough to try and swallow and elephants cock!




beargonewild -> RE: confused about subs (8/28/2007 9:18:35 AM)

Don't feel bad, most subs are quite confused about Doms  lol.




cuffnspankme -> RE: confused about subs (8/28/2007 9:19:45 AM)

*ponders doing what LAM wants then decides against it, wouldn't want to get his hopes up or anything




Aileen68 -> RE: confused about subs (8/28/2007 9:19:55 AM)

Some of us have brains AND common sense.




GhitaAmati -> RE: confused about subs (8/28/2007 9:22:22 AM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: Lordandmaster

I'm really confused about subs.  Why don't they all just drop to their knees and begin fellating my cock the instant I breathe on them?  Instead, they prate about "trust" and "getting to know you" and other nonsense.  It's so annoying!


I'd do it if I ever had the chance to meet you, but then, Im really more of a slut than a perfect sub....shrugs




sambamanslilgirl -> RE: confused about subs (8/28/2007 9:46:06 AM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: Lordandmaster

I'm really confused about subs.  Why don't they all just drop to their knees and begin fellating my cock the instant I breathe on them?  Instead, they prate about "trust" and "getting to know you" and other nonsense.  It's so annoying!

are you twue, fake, wannabe or memorex dom for me to suck your cock?




Raechard -> RE: confused about subs (8/28/2007 9:51:35 AM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: Lordandmaster

I'm really confused about subs.  Why don't they all just drop to their knees and begin fellating my cock the instant I breathe on them?  Instead, they prate about "trust" and "getting to know you" and other nonsense.  It's so annoying!


They don't? 




marieToo -> RE: confused about subs (8/28/2007 10:59:37 AM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: Lordandmaster

I'm really confused about subs.  Why don't they all just drop to their knees and begin fellating my cock the instant I breathe on them?  Instead, they prate about "trust" and "getting to know you" and other nonsense.  It's so annoying!


I can't speak for all subs, but for some it takes a little bit more than simply breathing on them.  Not all subs are that easy, LaM.

You might want to try smacking the bitch across the face first, then grabbing her by the hair (the grab and twist method is very effective in cases like this) Then command her to open her fuckin mouth and take your cock like the whore that she is. 

See how concerned she is then about "getting to know you".






Mercnbeth -> RE: confused about subs (8/28/2007 11:11:00 AM)

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I'm really confused about subs. 


Stop trying:  'slave'[sm=shake.gif][sm=whip.gif] - Accept no 'sub-stitute'




e01n -> RE: confused about subs (8/28/2007 11:22:09 AM)

Ummm... they aren't already lined up at your door, deli order ticket in hand and paying you for the privilege of fellating you?

Shit, man! That's what I've set up at Chez e01n... How do you think I pay my mortgage? [;)]




JerseyKrissi72 -> RE: confused about subs (8/28/2007 11:24:07 AM)

maybe they need more protein in their diet..my doc told me, however, to cut down on protein lol he really said that[&:]




sub4hire -> RE: confused about subs (8/28/2007 12:05:52 PM)

Well, personally I like Quizno's club sub. 
I can understand the confusion, there are just so many to choose from.




Aileen68 -> RE: confused about subs (8/28/2007 12:56:35 PM)

Marie, you weren't hiding in the corner were you?




windchymes -> RE: confused about subs (8/28/2007 1:10:51 PM)

Maybe you should try breathing on Miss South Carolina?




missturbation -> RE: confused about subs (8/28/2007 1:22:59 PM)

You've been breathing on the wrong sub's lol
Next time pick me [;)]




marieToo -> RE: confused about subs (8/28/2007 1:32:53 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: Aileen68

Marie, you weren't hiding in the corner were you?


Ya know, sometimes they really fall for that whole "skittish 'n shy" routine.




LDRandAstarte -> RE: confused about subs (8/28/2007 1:46:13 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: Aileen68

Some of us have brains AND common sense.

And exactly what does that have to do with sucking the mans dick when He breaths on you?




Lordandmaster -> RE: confused about subs (8/28/2007 2:25:49 PM)

It's nice to discover that all these fine lasses would suck my longjohn without ever having seen it.




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