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Buy a Dog~ - 7/10/2005 5:31:22 PM

knees2you

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If you want someone
who acts as if every word you say
is especially worthy of listening to and loves you unconditionally:

Then buy a dog~

But, on the other hand, If you want someone who will never come when you call, ignores you totally when you come home, leaves hair all over the place, walks all over you, runs around all night and only comes home to eat and sleep, and acts as if your entire existence is solely to ensure his happiness:

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