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Wicked Women - 8/29/2007 5:43:57 PM   
MzStormD


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Status: offline 		A woman and a man are involved in a car accident on a snowy, cold Monday morning; it's a bad one. Both of their cars are totally demolished but amazingly neither of them are hurt. God works in Mysterious ways.
After they crawl out of their cars, the man is yelling....about women drivers the woman says, "So you're a man. That's interesting. I'm a woman. Wow, just look at our cars! There's nothing left, but we're unhurt. This must be a sign from God that we should meet and be friends and live together in peace for the rest of our days".
Flattered, the man replies, "Oh yes, I agree with you completely, this must be a sign from God!" But you're still at fault...women shouldn't be allowed to drive.
The woman continues, "And look at this, here's another miracle. My car is completely demolished but this bottle of wine didn't break. Surely God wants us to drink this wine and celebrate our good fortune." Then she hands the bottle to the man. The man nods his head in agreement, opens it and drinks half the bottle and then hands it back to the woman. The woman takes the bottle and immediately puts the cap back on, and hands it back to the man.
The man asks, "Aren't you having any?"
The woman replies, "No. I think I'll just wait for the police...."

MORAL OF THE STORY:
Women are clever, evil bitches.
Don't mess with us.

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RE: Wicked Women - 8/29/2007 5:49:40 PM   
favesclava


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Status: offline 		thats why i need Master. else i would be wrecking havoc on mankind...mwahahahaha

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RE: Wicked Women - 8/29/2007 8:54:50 PM   
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Do we really need any more proof that women are smarter?? {giggles}

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RE: Wicked Women - 8/31/2007 7:17:17 AM   
HypnoticDan


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Status: offline 		Smarter than what, a man who couldn't drive carefully? Wow. Way to aim high.

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RE: Wicked Women - 9/10/2007 5:48:28 PM   
favesclava


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Status: offline 		well at least we agree it was his lousy driving that caused the accident.....
so lousy driver ,stupid and gullible.
yes wicked women will take advantage of such male traits

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RE: Wicked Women - 9/10/2007 9:14:16 PM   
Shopaholic


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Status: offline 		If she was really smart she would first asked him what kind work he did and gotten a better picture of his assets. The she'd have gotten back in her car immediately and claimed the kind of back injury that can't show up on scans but can be used to sue someone in civil court.


< Message edited by Shopaholic -- 9/10/2007 9:15:58 PM >

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RE: Wicked Women - 9/10/2007 9:42:26 PM   
Tarantuladoll


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Status: offline 		oh-my that is too funny!!!!  Men hahaha, such funny little animals.

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RE: Wicked Women - 9/10/2007 10:51:01 PM   
HotFaerieMama


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Status: offline 		WEG i am an evil woman..

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RE: Wicked Women - 9/12/2007 7:28:53 PM   
HypnoticDan


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Status: offline 		While I agree he didn't drive defensively, there's nothing in the story that proves it was his fault.  I'm sure his insurance company would say he gets nothing because he wasn't fast enough to get out of the way.

I was thinking about this particular scenario and I don't really think he's in any trouble.  He's perfectly within his rights to refuse the breathalizer test.  So what if they arrest him for obstruction?  He calls his lawyer and there's no problem.  Alternately he could break the bottle over his own head and then later claim she attacked him.

Still, I suppose if he's dumb enough to be tricked then he deserves what he gets.

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RE: Wicked Women - 9/12/2007 10:45:16 PM   
Termyn8or


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Status: offline 		Alot of stereotypes used to be true, but they seem to be fading away. People are becoming homogenized to some extent. But the guy was very stupid to take the wine.

I would've drank the whole bottle and kept it in my possesion, then with the cops "She gave me this after she slammed into me because I was pretty shook up" . I would do this especially if I had been drinking.

Just how many guys would fall for that ? Be honest now.

Come on, you know who you are.

T

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RE: Wicked Women - 9/13/2007 1:36:36 AM   
seeksfemslave


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Status: offline 		As a mere man I would get a DNA test on the wine bottle to prove that I drank from that thus incriminating the B***h and ultimately see her go to prison for 5 years for perverting the cause of Justice. he he he he he he he.
When she was released I would marry her and make her life hell for the next 5 years.
Thats what I call Justice  lol

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RE: Wicked Women - 9/13/2007 1:50:41 AM   
servantheart


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quote:

ORIGINAL: seeksfemslave
When she was released I would marry her and make her life hell for the next 5 years.
Thats what I call Justice  lol


Funny....Your profile says You have no sadistic inclinations

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RE: Wicked Women - 9/13/2007 1:59:06 AM   
seeksfemslave


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quote:

ORIGINAL: servantheart
quote:

ORIGINAL: seeksfemslave
When she was released I would marry her and make her life hell for the next 5 years.
Thats what I call Justice  lol

Funny....Your profile says You have no sadistic inclinations


Nobodys perfect Servantheart....and I would have been provoked NO?
Anyway who knows, our relationship might blossom.
With her deviousness and my brains anything could happen lol

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RE: Wicked Women - 9/13/2007 2:08:30 AM   
servantheart


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Status: offline 		<choke!> YOU would have been provoked?!  Methinks that in that particular circumstance if "You" had kept such chauvinistic comments to "Yourself", she wouldn't have had cause to "provoke" You, now would she?  Indeed, it is possible that Your relationship with such a woman might blossom, and I'd pay money to see what might come of such a union. 
 
In fun
 
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RE: Wicked Women - 9/13/2007 3:05:48 AM   
seeksfemslave


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Status: offline 		Provoked ? of course ...she caused the accident,  the OP admits that !

In fact Servantheart, having taken a close look at your profile pic. I think it was you who was involved. AND you weren't wearing your specs at the time. !!!

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RE: Wicked Women - 9/13/2007 5:41:56 AM   
servantheart


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Status: offline 		Errrrr.....You must have me confused with someone else
(backing away slowly towards the nearest exit...)


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RE: Wicked Women - 9/13/2007 1:47:45 PM   
Tarantuladoll


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Status: offline 		Wow, people it was just a joke!

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RE: Wicked Women - 9/13/2007 2:21:41 PM   
servantheart


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quote:

ORIGINAL: Tarantuladoll

Wow, people it was just a joke!


I know.  Hence the "In fun "  that I put at the end of one of my posts to seeksfemslave. 
 
Taryn


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RE: Wicked Women - 9/13/2007 3:11:04 PM   
seeksfemslave


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quote:

ORIGINAL: Tarantuladoll
Wow, people it was just a joke!

We see it ,Surprised you do lol. But then you are female lol

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RE: Wicked Women - 9/13/2007 4:27:13 PM   
CrymsonSins


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Status: offline 		okay okay okay.
this guy is walking through the desert  and he comes across this lamp.
figuring he's about to die anyway, he might as well believe in miracles.
so whatever, he rubs it and a genie appears.
dazed, he makes his three wishes and the genie says
"it's been such a long time, you're wishes will take time."
the man nods and passes out in the sand.
When he wakes up, he's in a HUGE and BEAUTIFUL palace.
"There's my first wish" he says with a smile and he goes to explore.
By noon, he's sitting in his large dining hall with a lovely spread in front of him,
wondering when his next wish will come true.
Just then, a hundred of the most beautiful and voluptuous women appear around him,
all worshipping him and begging for his body.
With a smile, he eats his lunch and continues to enjoy life.
By night time, he's really wanting his last wish to come true,
as he gazes upon his wanton harem.
But without it, he sighs and goes to sleep,
knowing the next day his third wish will come true.

However, some time throughout the night,
several men in white sheets and cone hats
come into his room and yank him outside of his palace.
They tie a knoose about his neck and leave him hanging from a tree.

At Dawn, the Genie appears next to his dead master.
He shakes his head and sighs, then says
"Now the palace, I understand.
The woman - who wouldn't?
But why anyone would ask to be
Hung Like A Black Man
is beyond me..."





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