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petdave -> Ending non-consensually exhibitionistic, incestuous gay bestiality! (8/30/2007 3:16:47 PM)
Okay, y'all are my go-to reference for all that is sexually deviant (lucky bastards!), so i ask: How do i get it through my cats fuzzy little heads that they're both NEUTERED and they need to stop HUMPING in the middle of the LIVING ROOM when i'm trying to enjoy a quiet dinner??? More importantly, what form do i need to fill out to get federal funding for this before the next elections? [:-] i just KNOW there are tax dollars out there earmarked for addressing this sort of problem, and i WANT IN. Thanks in advance, ...dave (and yes, i've already tried squirting them with a water pistol. But an computer-controlled automatic system is just a few million dollars away, and i think it'll be a big help...)

spiral23 -> RE: Ending non-consensually exhibitionistic, incestuous gay bestiality! (8/30/2007 3:23:04 PM)
give em their own kitty dungeon to play in....

Carrianna -> RE: Ending non-consensually exhibitionistic, incestuous gay bestiality! (8/30/2007 3:26:10 PM)
LOL, I have two toms and one is such a bully, they even put on an event for the neighbours!!! Neutered, yes they are!

kayne -> RE: Ending non-consensually exhibitionistic, incestuous gay bestiality! (8/30/2007 3:26:20 PM)
At least it's not an interspecies sex act. My cat Hotlips is a girl, but she consistently tries to hump my duck.

Carrianna -> RE: Ending non-consensually exhibitionistic, incestuous gay bestiality! (8/30/2007 3:37:46 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: kayne At least it's not an interspecies sex act. My cat Hotlips is a girl, but she consistently tries to hump my duck. LOL There is an animal zoo in Amsterdam that only has animals with those tendencies, I could be mistaken. Was something I heard years ago. They where trying to prove that sexuality is not just about the human race!! Again, I am not 100% sure, I have no proof... Just word of mouth...

petdave -> RE: Ending non-consensually exhibitionistic, incestuous gay bestiality! (8/30/2007 4:49:06 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: kayne At least it's not an interspecies sex act. My cat Hotlips is a girl, but she consistently tries to hump my duck. Dude, i hate to have to tell you this, but everyone knows your duck is a slut. Better make sure Hotlips is using protection [&:]

kayne -> RE: Ending non-consensually exhibitionistic, incestuous gay bestiality! (8/30/2007 5:49:32 PM)
GASP! Radar is not a slut! Oh who am I kidding, he is.....

e01n -> RE: Ending non-consensually exhibitionistic, incestuous gay bestiality! (8/30/2007 8:52:09 PM)
Practical solution: fresh catnip/catmint. Tends to cut down on that sort of thing when they're stoned out of their gourds... Silly solution: http://www.rathergood.com/gaybar/

slavegirljoy -> RE: Ending non-consensually exhibitionistic, incestuous gay bestiality! (8/30/2007 8:56:23 PM)
That is such a cute idea! And, i think i would even be willing to pay to watch (a kitty dungeon cam....mmmmm.....i like the sound of that.) slave joy Owned property of Master David ___________________________________ "Commitment transforms a promise into a reality." quote: ORIGINAL: spiral23 give em their own kitty dungeon to play in....

MissMagnolia -> RE: Ending non-consensually exhibitionistic, incestuous gay bestiality! (8/30/2007 9:09:54 PM)
Dave, for information on government funding of the dehorning of horny cats, I refer you to blue Form B22/6, page 904, paragraph 473C/D. Lodge the form in the nearest waste paper basket (which saves us a job later). In the event of blue Form B22/6 being unavailable, please refer to the Pussy Galore Handbook (available from our office which is open at convenient times for you, if the hours of 9.00am-9.06am, Tuedays and Fridays, excluding public holidays, are convenient for you.) and use the red Form 530Z, which is conveniently located somewhere in the book. In the event red Form 530Z has been removed from the book, please return it to our office, and we will photocopy the form we could have given to you in the first place.

HydroMaster -> RE: Ending non-consensually exhibitionistic, incestuous gay bestiality! (8/30/2007 9:27:16 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Carrianna quote: ORIGINAL: kayne At least it's not an interspecies sex act. My cat Hotlips is a girl, but she consistently tries to hump my duck. LOL There is an animal zoo in Amsterdam that only has animals with those tendencies, I could be mistaken. Was something I heard years ago. They where trying to prove that sexuality is not just about the human race!! Again, I am not 100% sure, I have no proof... Just word of mouth... In Amsterdam....of course it is. Where else would they put it?

petdave -> RE: Ending non-consensually exhibitionistic, incestuous gay bestiality! (8/31/2007 5:12:52 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: MissMagnolia In the event of blue Form B22/6 being unavailable, please refer to the Pussy Galore Handbook The last time i tried to look something up the pages were all stuck together [&o]

sub4hire -> RE: Ending non-consensually exhibitionistic, incestuous gay bestiality! (8/31/2007 6:21:55 AM)
Stop humping in front of them. I read in a cat book recently that as adults they are the mentality of toddlers. So, they are repeating what you do. Stop teaching them.

GhitaAmati -> RE: Ending non-consensually exhibitionistic, incestuous gay bestiality! (8/31/2007 6:22:49 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: slavegirljoy That is such a cute idea! And, i think i would even be willing to pay to watch (a kitty dungeon cam....mmmmm.....i like the sound of that.) slave joy Owned property of Master David ___________________________________ "Commitment transforms a promise into a reality." quote: ORIGINAL: spiral23 give em their own kitty dungeon to play in.... You could try this.... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SkAM_31SU0U

LivingInSin -> RE: Ending non-consensually exhibitionistic, incestuous gay bestiality! (8/31/2007 9:36:07 AM)
that was funny ghita! i do that to my 5 year old twins....they call is a "wa saudge" [;)]

slavegirljoy -> RE: Ending non-consensually exhibitionistic, incestuous gay bestiality! (8/31/2007 2:35:50 PM)
Thank you, GhitaAmati, for that link. That was nice of you to post that. It made me smile when i saw the kitty getting paddled and enjoying it so much. That makes me want to see a "kitty dungeon cam", even more now. i think furry BDSM is pretty kinky, so long as no animals are actually hurt in the process. slave joy Owned property of Master David _________________________________________ "Commitment transforms a promise into a reality." quote: ORIGINAL: GhitaAmati quote: ORIGINAL: slavegirljoy That is such a cute idea! And, i think i would even be willing to pay to watch (a kitty dungeon cam....mmmmm.....i like the sound of that.) slave joy Owned property of Master David ___________________________________ "Commitment transforms a promise into a reality." quote: ORIGINAL: spiral23 give em their own kitty dungeon to play in.... You could try this.... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SkAM_31SU0U

MissMagnolia -> RE: Ending non-consensually exhibitionistic, incestuous gay bestiality! (8/31/2007 5:28:43 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: petdave quote: ORIGINAL: MissMagnolia In the event of blue Form B22/6 being unavailable, please refer to the Pussy Galore Handbook The last time i tried to look something up the pages were all stuck together [&o] Oh good grief. This is the very reason we poor government employee's are so overworked. People like you who need your hand held to fill in a simple form or five. Please come to my office on December 24th at 4.59pm and I will photocopy the form you need. The office closes at 5.00pm, so don't be late. If you are not on time, please note this office will be closed until February 26th, due to the tax payer funded cruise we will be on. Ms. M. Shnuggunhal (Employee of the Month for Excellence in Customer Care)

nyrisa -> RE: Ending non-consensually exhibitionistic, incestuous gay bestiality! (8/31/2007 8:40:24 PM)
Put both the little dears on an anti depressant. It seems to work wonders for decreasing the sex drive to zero. However, are you sure the problem is not merely that you are jealous that they are getting more action in your living room than you are? Stop being so selfish! Be a good friend, and have cool water and fresh towels ready for when they wish to take a break.

petdave -> RE: Ending non-consensually exhibitionistic, incestuous gay bestiality! (9/1/2007 8:16:37 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: nyrisa Put both the little dears on an anti depressant. It seems to work wonders for decreasing the sex drive to zero. i think mine must be broken... i'm high as a kite and i've still got a hankerin' for a little somethin-somethin [:o] quote: However, are you sure the problem is not merely that you are jealous that they are getting more action in your living room than you are? Stop being so selfish! Be a good friend, and have cool water and fresh towels ready for when they wish to take a break. Okay, if it gets to the point where they need towels, those little bastards are getting locked in the bathroom! i don't think my "Pet Odor and Stain Remover" is rated for this.

nyrisa -> RE: Ending non-consensually exhibitionistic, incestuous gay bestiality! (9/1/2007 10:40:35 AM)
Take the can of spray up to the store clerk. Ask him/her if this will remove dog semen from furniture and clothes. Videotape the reaction you get. Post the link to the video here. goes to get some popcorn to watch THIS video!

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