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Went to a concert here in CT, Merle Haggard and Johnny Lee. Great show old Haggard puts on for sure and Johnny Lee starts him off just fine.
But was listening to Johnny Lee who told this redneck joke lol!
The Angel standing at the gates of heaven is having a special to get in.
Three Rednecks pop up at the pearly gates.
The angel says ok we are havinga special today, ya get a free pass if ya have something that reminds me of God or Heaven!
The First Redneck searches his pockets and pulls out a Bic Lighter and lights it.
The angel say ok whats that?
The first redneck says, the fires of brimstone, and lights of the stars.
OK The angel says your in andlets him pass.
The angel looks at the secomd redneck, ok what ya got for me, so you can get a free pass to heaven?
The Second redneck searches and searchs thru his pockets and finally he pulls up his keys to his pick-up truck with the king cab and cap and shakes em at the angel!
The Angel says what is that?
The Second redneck says, the ringing of the bells of Saint Mary's.
The Angel says, ok your in here's your free pass!
The angel looks at the Third redneck and says ok your turn, what ya got for a free pass to heaven?
The Third redneck looks worried now and starts to search his pockets, he keeps searching and searching,and searching.
Finally the angel says I am waiting what ya got for a free pass to heaven?
The Third Redneck finally stops searching and pulls up a pair of red panties!
The angel cocks his eyebrow and looks and says ok whats that?
The Third RedNeck says They are carol's and I can sing em lol.
hehehehehe
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