feylin -> RE: Is it common in a first email to be called a slut? (9/7/2007 12:36:46 PM)
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I am actually okay with "Hello, slut!" Just a word. Although, I am against "Hello, kumquat" because I've never tried one and what if its sour? Then I would be walking around all day, perhaps weeks, maybe even months thinking I'm some kind of sour fruit and trying to act as such. "Pussywillow" might be nice...it sounds more fun and makes me think of a beautiful summer day, a picnic by the pond...bugs big enough to carry off poodles...mmmm, ya, okay, that daydream is done. Someone somewhere probably really digs, "Hello, slut." They are just trying to hook up with them and its all a crap shoot at any rate. Think, "Dear Resident:" Sometimes you read it, and sometimes you don't. Best wishes, Pussywillow
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