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charmdpetKeira -> RE: How soon after she emails me for the 1st time should I collar her? (8/31/2007 2:47:30 PM)

Look, I don’t know what “school of Dom” you went to, but obviously they taught you nothing!

I once read, in my first Dom’s old school book, “The Guide to Domlyness” *looks around nervously*; the standard procedure in such cases is, of course, to have the slave move in with you. You do have a basement, garage,…. large closet; don’t you?) If not *sighs* you will have to build a treehouse/fort.

So, here’s what you do. After you tell her she is required to move in with you; you tell her it is her responsibility to get herself there. Sayin’ “How can I expect you to be responsible enough to serve me, if you are not responsible enough to get yourself here to serve me?” See how that works? Then, if she does actually make the travel, (could take up to a couple of months) THAT’S when you collar her. *slaps forehead* (*grins proudly* It only took me 6 weeks) The whole reason for having her move in, is so the next time you are in the middle of securing ownership of a slave and your mom tells you to get the laundry, you have someone else who can do it. (Duh!!)

Side note: If by chance the slave does show up at your bedroom window, you are supposed to tell her the spiderman, superman, incredible hulk, ext…. sheets help you get in touch with your “inner Dom”, and her putting up with them is a way to instill your ownership of her upon her.
Oh, and don’t worry about feeding her; a person can live  indefinitely on spaghetti and butter. (That I know from personal experience.)

I wish you well in your search.

k



MstrSkyWoIf -> RE: How soon after she emails me for the 1st time should I collar her? (8/31/2007 4:12:29 PM)

ROFLMFAO Boy I needed a good laugh after the day I have had.... Way to go



realtuffdom -> RE: How soon after she emails me for the 1st time should I collar her? (8/31/2007 5:30:27 PM)

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ORIGINAL: charmdpetKeira

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Side note: If by chance the slave does show up at your bedroom window, you are supposed to tell her the spiderman, superman, incredible hulk, ext…. sheets help you get in touch with your “inner Dom”, and her putting up with them is a way to instill your ownership of her upon her.
Oh, and don’t worry about feeding her; a person can live  indefinitely on spaghetti and butter. (That I know from personal experience.)

I wish you well in your search.

k


I've always relied on my original explanation for my Spiderman sheets. They match my Spiderman underoos.



Estring -> RE: How soon after she emails me for the 1st time should I collar her? (8/31/2007 7:08:01 PM)

There are cheap flights from Ghana nowadays. Go for it.[;)]



nyrisa -> RE: How soon after she emails me for the 1st time should I collar her? (8/31/2007 8:29:01 PM)

You're waiting three days to collar her? You are wasting time. That is long enough to be considered a longterm relationship. Some people aren't even married that long! You have to get her to come to you in person, to see if you are compatible. I mean, if she requires inflation, and you are going to have to spend an entire evening just blowing her up, that is hardly worth your while, is it?



subtee -> RE: How soon after she emails me for the 1st time should I collar her? (9/22/2007 12:41:50 PM)

quote:

I've always relied on my original explanation for my Spiderman sheets. They match my Spiderman underoos.


*still maintaining an "underoos" image and still wanting to pet your huge cock*

where'd you go?
I miss you so...
seems like it's been forever
since you've been gone



solitudesmiles -> RE: How soon after she emails me for the 1st time should I collar her? (9/22/2007 1:19:41 PM)

thanks for the omg lol... i diffently needed it... once again ty



windchymes -> RE: How soon after she emails me for the 1st time should I collar her? (9/22/2007 1:22:05 PM)

To the OP......I think you should hold out for the mute ones.



scifi1133 -> RE: How soon after she emails me for the 1st time should I collar her? (9/22/2007 1:40:36 PM)

rotflmao....now this was funny.



Lumus -> RE: How soon after she emails me for the 1st time should I collar her? (9/22/2007 6:04:38 PM)

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ORIGINAL: realtuffdom

Okay, this slave girl writes me and says she wants to serve me. So, I do what any natural dominant guy would do and I send her a picture of my cock. She then says she really wants to be owned by me. But while I'm writing back to her, my mom comes into the room and tells me to go get the laundry out of the dryer and fold it, so I don't get a chance to write her back.

But that's okay because I then make contact with another girl who is really hot. She looks a lot like Jessica Alba, and she has pictures on her profile that are identical to pictures that Jessica Alba has posed in. I just find it amazing that she can reproduce a look like Jessica Alba, including everything in the background, including other movie stars who were standing behind the real Jessica Alba in the original photographs. So, I send her my standard email: "Do you want me to dominate you? Check yes or no." She checks yes and sends it back.

Okay, so what I need to know is should I then create a contract with a contract specialist I see advertised on late night TV, or should I play it aloof and kind of string her on as I make excuses why we can't meet in my dungeon yet? And how long should I wait? Is three days too long? Should I require her to move in with me, even though she lives in Ghana?



I can't believe you fell for that.  I replied to you as a joke...



iammachine -> RE: How soon after she emails me for the 1st time should I collar her? (9/23/2007 1:08:34 AM)

thanks for the lawl :) 



feastie -> RE: How soon after she emails me for the 1st time should I collar her? (9/23/2007 7:15:23 AM)

Wouldn't it be more domly to just collar them in your first reply to their first email?  Then, demand all their contact info, so you can snail mail that clearance aisle Petsmart dog collar to them to wear, and ask for access to their bank accounts and stuff.  Things go right and you might be able to get a new bike!  You know, a Ram Tough Bike!  (That schwin with the orange flag has got to go).



dreamysubmale -> RE: How soon after she emails me for the 1st time should I collar her? (9/23/2007 8:02:04 AM)

No self respecting Dom/me will wait that long to collar a sub. Can you imagine the agony, the anxiety a true sub endures for having to wait three days to be collared? I for one, if i don’t get collared within the first hour of a Domme contacting me, i’d add her to my wannabe list and cease any further communication.

To this day, i yet to find a twu Domme.   



FullCircle -> RE: How soon after she emails me for the 1st time should I collar her? (9/23/2007 8:30:08 AM)

Everything happens faster online so I have set out the following as a guide to these matters.

Day one: Receive Email
Day two: Exchange thoughts
Day three: Collar
Day five: Argument
Day six: Separation and seeing other people.
Day seven: Release from collar.



DesertRat -> RE: How soon after she emails me for the 1st time should I collar her? (9/23/2007 8:55:29 AM)

~fr~

The CM email system offers four automated responses to emails. The available options are: Busy, Involved, Thank You, and Custom. I propose that they add a fifth auto-response that can automatically be sent in answer to all incoming messages from submissives:

Dear slut: Thanks for the pics. Consider yourself collared. 




BlackKnight -> RE: How soon after she emails me for the 1st time should I collar her? (9/23/2007 9:22:23 AM)

OMG!!! I just read this psycho thread, and LMFAO didn't get to rof though.
and concider all here COLLARED: that's it, you read the thread: your collared; wrote me an e-mail: collared;
viewed my profile: collared; logged on to collarme:collared;logged on to the internet:collared; born:collared.
Now I have to run and be a viking(training today) I'll post a mailbox address for yous-guys to mail your tithe
to and await further instructions, hmm My laundry needs folding, hmmm grass needs mowin, hell need a mower.



scifi1133 -> RE: How soon after she emails me for the 1st time should I collar her? (9/23/2007 10:06:38 AM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: subtee

quote:

I've always relied on my original explanation for my Spiderman sheets. They match my Spiderman underoos.


*still maintaining an "underoos" image and still wanting to pet your huge cock*

where'd you go?
I miss you so...
seems like it's been forever
since you've been gone


okay that sent tea all over my monitor.



favesclava -> RE: How soon after she emails me for the 1st time should I collar her? (9/25/2007 6:24:09 AM)

you people need therapy,  all of you. rofl.
why did it take Master six weeks to put a collar on me? wasnt i good enough the first 3 days?



dcnovice -> RE: How soon after she emails me for the 1st time should I collar her? (10/2/2007 6:42:02 PM)

quote:

Is three days too long?


Way too long. Forty-five minutes, tops.



SlaveOwnerDave -> RE: How soon after she emails me for the 1st time should I collar her? (10/2/2007 8:01:34 PM)

How long should you wait? Why are you waiting?
1. Message each of them that she is collard and to 'report at once'.
2. Install them in that large walk-in closet.
3. Send mom to BINGO night.
4. The first one washes the laundry, you have sex with the second.
5. The second one folds the laundry, you have sex with the first.
6. To prevent disharmony, you have two choices, now. Remember, they look like Jessica Alba, have the same friends, and even have the same backgrounds. You need to be able to tell them apart!
6a. Do what Gor's Priest-Kings do. These are the technologically advanced race who actually run the planet. They have the space ships, gravity generators, see-inside-buildings spy and kill system, etc. Their technologically advanced slave-control method is: One is "slave A", the other is "slave B". (This is actually in the story!) Just brand them appropriately.
6b. The simple way. Just get a pair of those pretty colored & spiked collars from Dungeon Delights (BCBSpikes1.5, "http://www.dungeondelights.com/page3.html"). Put the red one on the first slave-girl, and the blue one on the second slave-girl. No more 'same-looking backgrounds and faces' problem!

[;)]There, now! We have figured it all out for you. All you have to do is make it work. Easy as eating a fruitcake in one sitting!

Sincerely,
Master Dave



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