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What's your IQ? - 9/1/2007 1:05:05 PM

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A man enters a bar and orders a drink. The bar has a robot bartender. The robot serves him a perfectly prepared cocktail, and then asks him,

"What's your IQ?"

The man replies "150", and the robot proceeds to make conversation about global warming factors, quantum physics and spirituality, evidence against the official version of 9/11, biomimicry, environmental interconnectedness, string theory, nano-technology, and sexual proclivities of Amazon Basin tribes.

The customer is very impressed and thinks, "This is really cool." He decides to test the robot. He walks out of the bar, turns around, and comes back in for another drink. Again, the robot serves him a perfectly prepared drink and asks him,

"What's your IQ?"

The man responds, "About a 100." Immediately the robot starts talking about football, trucks, NASCAR, baseball, supermodels, favorite fast foods, guns, and women's breasts.

Really impressed, the man leaves the bar and decides to give the robot one more test. He goes out and returns, the robot serves him the drink and asks,

"What's your IQ?"

The man replies, "Er, 50, I think." And the robot says, real slowly, "So....ya gonna vote for Bush again?"

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RE: What's your IQ? - 9/1/2007 2:05:16 PM

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I’ve noticed a rather anti Bush theme to these jokes.

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RE: What's your IQ? - 9/1/2007 2:20:27 PM

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Too funny!

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RE: What's your IQ? - 9/1/2007 9:55:07 PM

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I'm sending that to ALL my republican relatives, {rofl}.

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RE: What's your IQ? - 9/1/2007 11:04:21 PM

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I’ve noticed a rather anti Bush theme to these jokes.

Yeah, well ... 10 years ago, it was a Clinton joke LOL I found it funny then too.

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RE: What's your IQ? - 9/1/2007 11:18:53 PM

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LOL. cute.

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RE: What's your IQ? - 9/2/2007 3:02:47 AM

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So.. what's a man with an IQ of 150, educated in quantum physics, string theory, and nanotechnology, doing in a bar..?

Buzz kills ftw.

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RE: What's your IQ? - 9/2/2007 3:16:00 AM

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So.. what's a man with an IQ of 150, educated in quantum physics, string theory, and nanotechnology, doing in a bar..?Buzz kills ftw.

Listening to me lol

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RE: What's your IQ? - 9/2/2007 8:00:28 AM

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So.. what's a man with an IQ of 150, educated in quantum physics, string theory, and nanotechnology, doing in a bar..?

Buzz kills ftw.

I guess this one best answers the question:

A giraffe walks into a bar. Then a rabbi walks into the bar. Then a Chinaman walks into the bar. Then a priest walks into the bar. Then a penguin walks into the bar and the bartender says,

"Hey, come on! What is this? A Joke?"

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RE: What's your IQ? - 9/2/2007 8:11:29 AM

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If I’d been the bartender I would have asked that when the giraffe walked in. I’d also be worried about the carpet.

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RE: What's your IQ? - 9/2/2007 10:08:34 AM

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My relatives won't talk to me. Its gonna be a GREAT few months until the Holidays now. YEA!!!!

Keep the Bush jokes coming.

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RE: What's your IQ? - 9/2/2007 11:34:00 AM

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If I’d been the bartender I would have asked that when the giraffe walked in. I’d also be worried about the carpet.

I'd warn the giraffe about the ceiling fans.

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RE: What's your IQ? - 9/2/2007 12:14:25 PM

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If I’d been the bartender I would have asked that when the giraffe walked in. I’d also be worried about the carpet.

I'd warn the giraffe about the ceiling fans.

I liked that.

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RE: What's your IQ? - 9/2/2007 12:59:36 PM

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lol, nice

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