FullCircle
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A man sees a ladder in a forest leading up to a hatch in a structure above. Curiosity gets the better of him so he climbs up and into the hatch.
“Hello Sir” a woman called out from a chair, “You can fuck me or climb the ladder to success.” He looked her over she was rather rough looking and as she smiled a couple of green misaligned teeth shone at him. “No thanks.” He replied and continued up the ladder.
On the second level another woman appeared before him and stated once more “You can fuck me or climb the ladder to success.” He weighed up his options once more. She was a vast improvement on the previous woman but she was a bit ordinary looking and didn’t really appeal to him. “It’s a nice offer but I must see what’s on the next level.” He replied.
One level three another woman appeared before him she was stunningly attractive you couldn’t find a better image of what everyday society classes a goddess. He waited for the same statement the previous women had given him. “Hi Sir you can fuck me or climb the ladder to success.” She purred in a sexy deep voice. The man was desperately torn he wanted to fuck her but if the pattern continued who knew what the next level could offer. He shook his head unable to verbally refuse the woman and climbed up to level four.
On level four the man stood with slack jaw staring at two versions of the same woman that was on the level below. As they both declared, “You can fuck us or climb the ladder to success.” The man was beside himself barely able to contain his excitement he quickly rushed up the ladder expecting an orgy on level five not wanting to settle with anything less.
The man rushed through the hatch and it closed beneath him before he had had a chance to take in his surroundings. To say he was a little disappointed would be an understatement of drastic proportions. An old man sat on a bed nearby. The ladder climber fell to his knees and broke down in tears “Who the fuck are you old man?”
The old man replied “Hello I’m Cecil.” He patted a spot on the bed next to where he sat.
Moral of the story be thankful for what you get.
Do I have to point out the Suck Cess part?
(edit I=A)
< Message edited by FullCircle -- 9/1/2007 3:04:20 PM >
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