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Twicehappy2x -> Favorite Naughty comments. (9/2/2007 5:32:15 AM)
One i say when i am pissed off; *" You can suck my dick, you are so special i am going to run right out and buy a new one just for the occasion"* When i see somebody who is so hot my eyeballs pop out of my head; *" Damn, my dick is hard and it is a rubber one in my nightstand drawer"* When i am amazed; *" Fuck me naked"* One of Scooter's favorites; *" Fuck me running"*

LDRandAstarte -> RE: Favorite Naughty comments. (9/2/2007 9:32:23 PM)
When I am amazed; My favorite ,"Stick a popsicle stick up my ass and call me a sucker!" I am also fond of the "Fuck me running!" When I am pissed at someone; "Suck my left asshole!"

Joseff -> RE: Favorite Naughty comments. (9/2/2007 9:49:38 PM)
I have been known to say: My dick's so hard a cat couldn't scratch it. Joseff

nyrisa -> RE: Favorite Naughty comments. (9/3/2007 12:29:30 PM)
When a stranger says "nice tits" or some other uncalled for remark: "Why, thank you. I wore them just for you." An occasional exclamation I use: "Well, fuck me sideways!" Or, when totally discombobulated: "Well, fuck me up the ass with a broomhandle!"

earthycouple -> RE: Favorite Naughty comments. (9/3/2007 12:31:31 PM)
I'm so boring. When I'm irritated I tend to just say "fuck me" with no explanations or qualifiers.

favesclava -> RE: Favorite Naughty comments. (9/3/2007 1:57:44 PM)
when amazed i just say "Fuck Me". sometimes with quite a few volunteers

earthycouple -> RE: Favorite Naughty comments. (9/3/2007 1:59:32 PM)
"fuck me" is quite the popular phrase S

Mikal -> RE: Favorite Naughty comments. (9/3/2007 3:02:14 PM)
I'm nastiest when I'm driving (no, I do NOT suffer from road rage!). Dumb f*cks, spermbreath, fuzzy cretien, and you shmuck! are my popular phrases. I also hiss and make rat teeth at people, but that isn't really a comment is it? [:D] In person, I'm nice. Even if I think the person just crapped out the last of their brain material that morning.

Twicehappy2x -> RE: Favorite Naughty comments. (9/3/2007 4:42:44 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: LDRandAstarte When I am amazed; My favorite ,"Stick a popsicle stick up my ass and call me a sucker!" Lmao...i'll have to remember that one. Today somebody i know was discussing some one else and called them an ass. Without thinking i replied; " They are not worthy of being called an ass, an ass is at least useful for sitting and shitting". Think i'll try and remember that one.

missturbation -> RE: Favorite Naughty comments. (9/3/2007 5:07:54 PM)
When amazed i say 'well fuck my dog'. I don't even have a dog!! When pissed at someone and i need to call them a name it is usually 'a cum guzzling sewer rat'. If out with friends we play spot the 'mattress backed brothel bending whorey slag' and when you see one you have to shout it really loud. (how grown up are we? [:)]) When im right but expected me to be wrong i say 'well fuck me backwards'. Just doesn't make sense i know!!

LDRandAstarte -> RE: Favorite Naughty comments. (9/3/2007 11:57:49 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: nyrisa Or, when totally discombobulated: "Well, fuck me up the ass with a broomhandle!" Oh yeah! I forgot; "Well, fuck me with a surfboard!"

SuspendedInGaffa -> RE: Favorite Naughty comments. (9/4/2007 12:14:45 AM)
A guy where I used to work had a number of choice exclamations, most of which made no sense whatsoever. The ones that still stick in the mind are: "Shag my granny's boots ... onto the floor!" "Wank my bastard arse!" These rather surreal turns of phrase eventually became very popular in the deparment, and almost everyone started to use them. I still throw one in occasionally. But yeah, I've never understood "fuck me backwards" either. What happens there? Loud snoring followed by two minutes of passion and then promising her undying devotion? (Not that I've ever ... cough)

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