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iammachine -> RE: How to eat a woman... (9/3/2007 9:50:59 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: justLady

Thanks for posting, OP. Of course, different strokes for different folks but reading it made me hot in ALL the right places......[;)]


I concur. [:)]



YesMistressIrish -> RE: How to eat a woman... (9/4/2007 2:39:39 AM)

I was going to post this! You beat me to it woman!

I was also going to change it up a bit and add the 'champagne method'. Several friends are still waiting for that write-up. heh, 1 yr isn't too long to wait, is it?

*snickers at self-procrastination



e01n -> RE: How to eat a woman... (9/4/2007 2:48:26 AM)

{OP translated into terms a guy can understand very clearly}

she being Brand

-new;and you
know consequently a
little stiff i was
careful of her and(having

thoroughly oiled the universal
joint tested my gas felt of
her radiator made sure her springs were O.

K.)i went right to it flooded-the-carburetor cranked her

up,slipped the
clutch(and then somehow got into reverse she
kicked what
the hell)next
minute i was back in neutral tried and

again slo-wly;bare,ly nudg. ing(my

lev-er Right-
oh and her gears being in
A 1 shape passed
from low through
second-in-to-high like
greasedlightning)just as we turned the corner of Divinity

avenue i touched the accelerator and give

her the juice,good

(it

was the first ride and believe i we was
happy to see how nice she acted right up to
the last minute coming back down by the Public
Gardens i slammed on

the
internalexpanding
&
externalcontracting
brakes Bothatonce and

brought allofher tremB
-ling
to a:dead.

stand-
;Still)



xaria -> RE: How to eat a woman... (9/4/2007 3:28:11 AM)

Well, i must say this was an interesting read, to say the least.  i agree with quite a bit of it.  Of course, on the other non-agreeable side, i have to say it was just differences in what i personally like.  Everyone is different.  i kind of view this as a general guide.  It's really about finding out what works best for you.  It's also about something most of us are still not great at, communication. 

Also, throw into this little fact that we're all different that some of us don't like it the same way every time.  What may work one time may not work the next.  i am what i like to refer to as a "variety girl".  It is the spice of life, right?  *grins*  i think it is a nice beginning to read this and take it on board as only a guide to start your exploration.  Because things like foot massages don't make me horny.  They make me sleepy and relaxed.  It is all about finding these things out prior to being with someone what works and doesn't.



instynctive -> RE: How to eat a woman... (9/4/2007 3:55:33 AM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: ocilla
LOL.  See post #42 for the simplified version. 
And a massage is not always appropriate to the situation...How you got to the eating pussy part of the encounter has lots of variations, the masage is not really a part of it imo.


Oh trust Me.. I have an idea of what I'm doing down on a woman.. ;-)



mons -> RE: How to eat a woman... (9/4/2007 5:39:02 AM)

oh my greeting

this is a man who loves a woman by this i mean he love the taste the scent of a woman and wow he is great i exhale just now and i am like he could and should write a book so many man think they can do a good job but they do not know how and you can tell when a man does not want to get good head i love you and yes where does this hunk live

Mons



ocilla -> RE: How to eat a woman... (9/4/2007 6:02:57 AM)

I've no doubt that you do, you sexy Dom you.[sm=tongue.gif]
But you might want to have the simplified version for all those lads and lasses who come to you seeking the secrets of your mastery.  How's that for laying it on thick? back at ya sweetie ;-)

And e01n, pussy eating car metaphore poetry? whew, niiiice.

quote:

ORIGINAL: instynctive

quote:

ORIGINAL: ocilla
LOL.  See post #42 for the simplified version. 
And a massage is not always appropriate to the situation...How you got to the eating pussy part of the encounter has lots of variations, the masage is not really a part of it imo.


Oh trust Me.. I have an idea of what I'm doing down on a woman.. ;-)




e01n -> RE: How to eat a woman... (9/4/2007 6:38:23 AM)

I do what I can. And in general, if it's worth doing at all, it's worth doing well enough to make it art.

"no no - leave the knobs at 11 please..."



instynctive -> RE: How to eat a woman... (9/4/2007 9:07:45 AM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: ocilla

I've no doubt that you do, you sexy Dom you.[sm=tongue.gif]
But you might want to have the simplified version for all those lads and lasses who come to you seeking the secrets of your mastery.  How's that for laying it on thick? back at ya sweetie ;-)


It's called "trial and error" and "lots and lots of practice".

LOL



Dnomyar -> RE: How to eat a woman... (9/4/2007 9:23:45 AM)

I followed your instructions and ate pussy. Ack Ack cough cough. You forgot to say anything about hair balls.



InnocentYoungSub -> RE: How to eat a woman... (9/4/2007 9:54:41 AM)

This article is awesome! I shall put it's advice to good use. 



LotusSong -> RE: How to eat a woman... (9/4/2007 10:19:24 AM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: cuddleheart50

Where do I find this man?  [;)]


Oh Cuddly-pooh :)
 
That's the BEST part of being a Domme- you can train them to what you like :) 



mmb1 -> RE: How to eat a woman... (9/4/2007 10:29:41 AM)

OK, I can't talk after that! lol



mmb1 -> RE: How to eat a woman... (9/4/2007 10:32:24 AM)

Do you have the same instructions on giving a man the same thing? lol



InnocentYoungSub -> RE: How to eat a woman... (9/4/2007 10:41:11 AM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: LotusSong

quote:

ORIGINAL: cuddleheart50

Where do I find this man?  [;)]


Oh Cuddly-pooh :)
 
That's the BEST part of being a Domme- you can train them to what you like :) 


*is a fast learner*

lol



liks2plzlf -> RE: How to eat a woman... (9/4/2007 10:51:29 AM)

The OP description sounds very much like what my last intimate girlfriend desired/demanded. Especially prolonging it for long periods of time. When the tongue, jaw back, and knees are hurting and your in agony, you wondered if she would ever cum. The end result was always worth the effort. For her it was sorta violent, crushing my face inot her until she was done cumming. In contrast, my very first girlfriend would very shortly be riding my face very hard, but when she orgasmed she would pull away slightly and order me to not move, and keep my tongue in a certain place, until she was done. I concur with being trained for each differant situation, or woman. Wish there were more women looking for oral slaves!  But, what the hell was the comment about going to Utah about?



HornyToadsMI -> RE: How to eat a woman... (9/4/2007 11:12:23 AM)

Off to a cold shower and some batteries....whoa!  We can always use a brush up, I appreciate the info, eventho I am a woman.....but I will add parts to my talents that I may have been missing...hehehe.



twistedkytten -> RE: How to eat a woman... (9/4/2007 11:28:12 AM)

Great!! ... though I tend to talk dirty....



Jeffff -> RE: How to eat a woman... (9/4/2007 12:03:14 PM)

I recently read that something like 25% of all women are batterd.........and here I have been eating plain all this time..:)

Jeff



stonerbaby -> RE: How to eat a woman... (9/4/2007 5:06:15 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: Jeffff

I recently read that something like 25% of all women are batterd.........and here I have been eating plain all this time..:)

Jeff



Now thats funny.....  I always thought if it smelled like fish make it a dish, Smells like cologne leave it alone, and if it smells like chicken keep on alicken! 
                                   Just a little sarcasm.



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