Bobkgin
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Joined: 7/28/2007 From: Kawarthas, Ontario, Canada Status: offline
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I was going to say "I can't tell you, as I'd be culpable for the deaths of thousands who wouldn't do it right". But after reading the responses and realizing this is the Evil Fluffy Torture thread ... Eat all her chocolate while feeding her squash and liver, while forcing her to watch the Barney/Teletubbies Smackdown Special, then overstimulate her clitoris so that she pops every time she takes a step, insert a noisy pocket rocket and put her in a long line of men at the beer store (where she is instructed to pick up a 2-4), followed by shopping at wahl-mart on a Saturday Ah, the simple pleasures of a master
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When all is said and done, what will you regret? That you never really lived? Or there was so much living left to do? For those interested: pics and poetry have been added to my profile.
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