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"Witchcraft Practitioner wins Mega Millions" - 9/3/2007 10:07:14 AM

Emperor1956

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http://www.boingboing.net/2007/09/03/witchcraft-practitio.html

I don't usually start threads, but sometimes the Universe just compels it, y'know.

Read and discuss.

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"It's the same thing," he said.

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RE: "Witchcraft Practitioner wins Mega Millions" - 9/3/2007 10:14:23 AM

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Would the compulsion have been there if all the credit went to Jesus? I think there is a four way split on that jackpot (unlike the 96 million some asshole stole from me in the CA Superlotto). Does who they prayed to seem worthy of note?

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RE: "Witchcraft Practitioner wins Mega Millions" - 9/3/2007 10:16:58 AM

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So if he had lost, as I'm sure he has before, does he assume it's a sign from above? As bad as football teams praying to win, sheesh!

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RE: "Witchcraft Practitioner wins Mega Millions" - 9/3/2007 2:03:57 PM

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i'm wiccan and yet to win anything ,even at bday party games.
Michigan says 100% of lottery profit goes to schools. last year my kid got books so worn i made them detail everything wrong with them so she wouldnt be charged with destruction of school property at the end of the school year. and this was one of the better schools in the district.

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RE: "Witchcraft Practitioner wins Mega Millions" - 9/3/2007 4:15:29 PM

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One of the other winning tickets was bought right in my little hometown, Villas, NJ, at a deli I sometimes go to.

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RE: "Witchcraft Practitioner wins Mega Millions" - 9/3/2007 6:36:07 PM

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