InkedMaster
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A blind man walks into a very hardcore lez bar, sits down at the bar and orders a beer. Sipping on his beer for a lil while he speaks up and asks if anyone would like to hear a blonde joke. A voice came from next to him and said "Mister, you better know 5 things before you tell your lil blonde joke. 1, the bartender is blonde and she's holding a baseball bat. 2, the bouncer here is blonde. 3, the chic sitting next to me is a blonde who happens to be a blackbelt in karate. 4, the chic sitting next to you is a blonde and happens to be a pro wrestler. 5, I'm a blonde and I just got out of prison today for aggravated assault. Now do you really wanna tell your lil blonde joke?" the blind man takes a sip of his beer and says "Well, not if I'm gonna have to explain it 5 times."
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TOURETTE SYNDROME: It's no mother f*cking joke, you God d*mn c*ck sucking f*ck!
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