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e01n -> The Facts About You (9/3/2007 8:15:41 PM)

(construct a Chuck Norris Facts-type statement about you. Limit 3 per user)

The word "lesbian" derives from the Latin meaning "hasn't met e01n yet."



e01n -> RE: The Facts About You (9/3/2007 8:17:33 PM)

Some people piss their name in the snow. e01n can piss his name into concrete.



e01n -> RE: The Facts About You (9/3/2007 8:19:31 PM)

When e01n put on the One Ring, the Nazgul just said, "Fuck it."



Satyr6406 -> RE: The Facts About You (9/3/2007 8:20:54 PM)

There's no synonym for "Thesaurus" (for "synonym", too, for that matter).
 
 
 
 
 
Peace and comfort,
 
 
 
 
 
Michael



e01n -> RE: The Facts About You (9/3/2007 8:57:03 PM)

So I believe you're saying that when Satyr6406 posts, he only needs a 6x6 and a nail?

Again, the game is: write a "Chuck Norris Fact" about yourself.



Satyr6406 -> RE: The Facts About You (9/4/2007 4:21:55 AM)

Okay. I think I have it. "Michael's so bad at knife play that he winds up cutting the bottom three ways: wide, deep, and repeatedly"
 
Is that better?
 
 
 
 
 
Peace and comfort,
 
 
 
 
 
Michael



e01n -> RE: The Facts About You (9/4/2007 7:22:58 AM)

Fair enough... generally though, it's a crazy whacked out boast. Perhaps "Michael needs no knife for blade play - he cuts subs down with his steely glare"...

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chuck_Norris_Facts
quote:

Chuck Norris Facts are satirical "facts" about martial artist and actor Chuck Norris, which have become an Internet phenomenon and as a result have become widespread in popular culture. The "facts" tend to involve jokes and plays on claims of Norris' toughness, attitude, virility, "alpha-male status", sophistication and masculinity stated in an absurdly serious tone, for example: Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad Chuck Norris has never cried. Ever.



HotFaerieMama -> RE: The Facts About You (9/4/2007 10:05:09 AM)

im confused. what am i supposed to be doing?



instynctive -> RE: The Facts About You (9/4/2007 10:11:05 AM)

quote:


  • When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.
  • Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.
  • There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of creatures Chuck Norris has allowed to live.
  • Outer space exists because it's afraid to be on the same planet with Chuck Norris.
  • Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.
  • Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding.
  • Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice.
  • There is no chin behind Chuck Norris’ beard. There is only another fist.
  • When Chuck Norris does a pushup, he isn’t lifting himself up, he’s pushing the Earth down.
  • Chuck Norris is so fast, he can run around the world and punch himself in the back of the head.
  • Chuck Norris’ hand is the only hand that can beat a Royal Flush.
  • Chuck Norris can lead a horse to water AND make it drink.
  • Chuck Norris doesn’t wear a watch, HE decides what time it is.
  • Chuck Norris gave Mona Lisa that smile.
  • Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.
  • Chuck Norris does not get frostbite. Chuck Norris bites frost
  • Remember the Soviet Union? They decided to quit after watching a DeltaForce marathon on Satellite TV.
  • Contrary to popular belief, America is not a democracy, it is a Chucktatorship.


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    e01n -> RE: The Facts About You (9/4/2007 10:18:54 AM)

    So, the point is: make one up for your self.

    Limit 3 per user... [;)]



    instynctive -> RE: The Facts About You (9/4/2007 10:26:31 AM)

    I pretty much suck when it comes to bragging on Myself.. even in fun.. so I'll just sit and watch the action.. ;-)



    windchymes -> RE: The Facts About You (9/4/2007 1:40:34 PM)

    I don't give blow jobs....I give nuclear holocausts.



    cuffnspankme -> RE: The Facts About You (9/4/2007 1:46:10 PM)

    cuff is so good at being bad people think she is really being good



    HotFaerieMama -> RE: The Facts About You (9/4/2007 1:56:08 PM)

    i still don't get it .. and yes i am sometimes thickheaded



    softness -> RE: The Facts About You (9/4/2007 2:10:03 PM)

    gets it .. but is pants and being witty without sarcasm


    someone help me out here?



    e01n -> RE: The Facts About You (9/4/2007 3:21:34 PM)

    softness gave Mona Lisa that smile.

    Three Rings for the Elven-kings under the sky,
    Seven for the Dwarf-lords in their hall of stone,
    Nine for the Mortal Men doomed to die,
    One for the Dark Lord on his dark throne,
    Twenty rings to make HotFaerieMama look cool,
    Upon them all inscribed, "I pity the fool!"

    (worst case, just swap out the name for your own...)

    Contrary to popular belief, the Rosetta Stone was not carved by Egyptians to honour the Pharoh. It was actually a recipe for Instynctive's famous three bean chilli.



    YesMistressIrish -> RE: The Facts About You (9/4/2007 6:45:58 PM)

    e01n,
    I don't feel much like boasting either, so feel free to come up with ..? and on another thread I asked you if I could borrow your 'fun' quote, so, it's ok, right?

    [;)]




    Aileen68 -> RE: The Facts About You (9/4/2007 6:53:25 PM)

    I dance like Elaine from Seinfeld.
    I am such a white girl.



    instynctive -> RE: The Facts About You (9/4/2007 6:57:31 PM)

    quote:

    ORIGINAL: windchymes
    I don't give blow jobs....I give nuclear holocausts.


    I'll take two, please.. ;-)


    quote:

    ORIGINAL: e01n
    Contrary to popular belief, the Rosetta Stone was not carved by Egyptians to honour the Pharoh. It was actually a recipe for Instynctive's famous three bean chilli.


    Hey now.. don't drag Me into this.. LOL



    michaelOfGeorgia -> RE: The Facts About You (9/4/2007 7:09:23 PM)

    In Spain, the people may be running from Bulls, but the Bulls are running from Chuck Norris.

    Chuck Norris uses Pepper Spray to spice up his steaks.

    There's no such thing as global warming. Chuck Norris was cold, so he turned the sun up.

    The quikest way to a Man's heart is with Chuck Norris' fist.

    Chuck Norris' blood type is AK+. Assk-Kicking Positive.

    Chuck Norris was once in a knife fight, and the knife lost.

    Chuck Norris Doesn't Go Hunting...CHUCK NORRIS GOES KILLING

    Chuck Norris doesn't teabag the ladies. He potato-sacks them. (don't understand this one)

    Guns don't kill people. Chuck Norris kills people.

    WWCND (What would Chuck Norris Do?)

    Chuck Norris has two speeds: Walk, and Kill.



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