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blind man - 9/3/2007 9:10:19 PM   
JackM1


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Status: offline 		every morning a blind man passes by a group of women on his way to work and calls out "mornin' ladies!"

what he doesnt realize, due to his blindness, is that he passes the local fishmarket every morning.

   
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RE: blind man - 9/3/2007 9:37:58 PM   
Marc2b


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Status: offline 		A good old joke but you need to work on your delivery a little. Try re-writing it as:

Question: What did the blind man say as he walked by the fish market every morning?

Answer: "hello, ladies."

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RE: blind man - 9/3/2007 9:39:19 PM   
RhiannonMcKinnon


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Status: offline 		Ummm....eeww.   *giggles*

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RE: blind man - 9/3/2007 9:39:37 PM   
Marc2b


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Status: offline 		How many blind people does it take to change a light bulb?

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RE: blind man - 9/3/2007 9:40:48 PM   
breatheasone


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Status: offline 		A blind guy walks into a bar and orders a drink....after a minute or two he picks up his dog and starts swinging it around by its tail.. The bartender says, "HEY! buddy WTF are you doning?" The blind man says "Nothing...just looking around."

< Message edited by breatheasone -- 9/3/2007 9:41:03 PM >

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RE: blind man - 9/3/2007 9:40:54 PM   
Marc2b


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Status: offline 		How did the blind man burn his fingers?

Trying to read the waffle iron.

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RE: blind man - 9/3/2007 9:50:45 PM   
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Status: offline 		Two blonds were walking their dogs down the street one day...one was a lab and the other was a chihuaua. They came to a fashionable store that was a having a big sale, but alas wouldn't allow dogs inside. They came up with an idea to say the dogs were seeing eye dogs and therefore would grant them access. The first blond put her sunglasses on and walked up to the doorman who stopped her. "No dogs allowed." he said. She responded as being blind and this was her seeing eye dog. He apologised and let her pass.  The second blond came up with the same ruse. When he stopped her and said "Come on now lady that's no seeing eye dog, that's a chihuaua." She immediately  became indignant and cursed , "They gave me a fucking chihuaua?!!!!"

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RE: blind man - 9/3/2007 9:59:38 PM   
Damocles809


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Cancer!

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RE: blind man - 9/3/2007 10:00:03 PM   
breatheasone


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Status: offline 		I had a leggless dog named cigarette....i used to take him for a drag evey morning.

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RE: blind man - 9/5/2007 7:18:35 PM   
StillMac


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Status: offline 		Two nuns were in front of Mother Superior being scolded.  Mother Superior tells the nuns that as their pennance, they are to paint a small corner room, and God help them if they got paint on their habbits.

When they got to the room, one nun says to the other "We're alone, no one can see us, lets take our clothes off and fold them.  They'll stay clean for sure that way.

So they remove all their clothes and start painting.  After a half hour, there's a knock on the door.  With some concern they ask "Who's there?"  The get the response "Blind man."

What the heck they figure, he's blind, so they let him in.  The man walks to the widow with a ruller and says "I'm here to measure for blinds.  By the way, nice tits sisters."

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RE: blind man - 9/6/2007 7:41:40 AM   
favesclava


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Status: offline 		i will wave hello to all when i get to hell.
you for telling them , me for laughing so hard.

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RE: blind man - 9/6/2007 9:24:36 AM   
HypnoticDan


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Status: offline 		How did the blind man burn his face?
Answered the iron by mistake.

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RE: blind man - 9/7/2007 12:16:04 PM   
SuspendedInGaffa


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Status: offline 		A variation on the first joke:

Two young women find themselves in a train carriage opposite a blind guy. As there's no-one else in the carriage, they decide to amuse themselves by adopting various suggestive poses in front of the fellow: gyrating, licking their lips, bending over, thrusting themselves ever-nearer the guy's face. Eventually, one of them feels a little brave and takes off her panties and pushes herself forward, only inches from the guy's head. After a few seconds, the bloke picks up his stick and stands up, exclaiming:

"Ah! Grimsby, my stop!"

(Wikipedia Grimsby if you don't know or can't guess)

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RE: blind man - 9/7/2007 3:42:41 PM   
HypnoticDan


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Status: offline 		How did the blind boy's parents punish him?
Rearrange the furniture!

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