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nyrisa -> Where do those one-liners come from??? (9/4/2007 6:38:47 PM)
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Finally, the answer to where all those one line email pickup lines we get from would-be Doms and subs come from.
http://humor.about.com/gi/dynamic/offsite.htm?zi=1/XJ/Ya&sdn=humor&cdn=entertainment&tm=146&f=20&su=p284.8.150.ip_&tt=14&bt=1&bts=0&zu=http%3A//www.glossynews.com/tools/pickup.htm
Your bright skin shines, better than an ocean of sunset. Here's my number, if a woman answers, just hang up.
Your shapely very existense gives me butterflies, and makes me think of the most peaceful blooming rose. So what do you say, ya wanna shag?
Your sculpted smile stands out, and makes me think of inspirational satisfaction. I would host your disease for a crack at that.
Your inspiring sense of humor inspires me, like I never even thought possible from the sweetest inspiration. I'd like to cook you dinner.
Your brilliant body flows, not unlike an ocean of chocolate. If I hadn't lost my package in 'Nam, I'd be all about getting with you.
Your incredible eyes puts a smile on my face, like I never even thought possible from heavenly honey. By the way, are those real?
Your soft presence gives me butterflies, surer than heavenly chocolate. I would love to give you twelve inches, baby... in four easy installments.
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