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Suggestive sports or hobbies - 7/13/2005 8:05:53 PM   
softandshy


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Status: offline 		Does anyone practice a sport or hobby which lends itself to suggestive comments? Care to share? Rule of thumb though, it's got to be a sport or hobby you actually practice yourself.

Juggling - i play with balls. How many can you keep up at once?

Swimming - Play where it's wet. Dive in.

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RE: Suggestive sports or hobbies - 7/13/2005 8:17:56 PM   
siamsa24


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RE: Suggestive sports or hobbies - 7/13/2005 8:21:10 PM   
quietkitten


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RE: Suggestive sports or hobbies - 7/13/2005 9:43:07 PM   
proudsub


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Status: offline 		Golf--just put it in the hole

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RE: Suggestive sports or hobbies - 7/13/2005 11:55:55 PM   
fp2012


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Status: offline 		Fencing: because everone get's all excited about being touched; it's no fun without using long hard pointy things; the excitement is over in 3 minutes or less; someone has to ccheck your equipment before you use it; there's a lot of thrusting, lunging and binding; and not to mention the fact that people used to fence entirely nude!

Tennis: "Don't worry, I've got two balls in my skirt"

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RE: Suggestive sports or hobbies - 7/14/2005 12:00:51 AM   
Lordandmaster


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Status: offline 		OK, I just made this one up, so it's going to suck, but here goes:

Basketball--You double-team the big man in the middle.

Edited to add: I almost forgot football--He went backdoor and got good penetration.

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RE: Suggestive sports or hobbies - 7/14/2005 12:03:00 AM   
faithNZ


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Status: offline 		Anything equestrian - all the leather, hard riding, domination of something bigger and stronger than yourself etc

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RE: Suggestive sports or hobbies - 7/14/2005 5:32:28 AM   
kisshou


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- hard drive
- ram


I could go on all day :)

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RE: Suggestive sports or hobbies - 7/14/2005 3:32:47 PM   
Bbare45


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Status: offline 		Sporting Clays

- each field is different
- you shoot at LEAST 100 times in less than 2 hours
- you carry your gun out where it can be seen and admired.
- it doesn't matter how big your gun is, it's how well you use it that counts!

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RE: Suggestive sports or hobbies - 7/15/2005 12:11:26 PM   
NoPoeticDevice


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Status: offline 		Paintball- keep your eyes open or something just might go SPLAT! in your face

- my balls burst on impact

Snowboarding- it's a lot of fun to ride the pipe

Video Games- plug and play

- use the joystick and press buttons to score

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RE: Suggestive sports or hobbies - 7/22/2005 7:13:15 AM   
tetheredkitty


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Status: offline 		Ditto to the equestrian activities. My barn is a veritable toy box :)

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RE: Suggestive sports or hobbies - 7/25/2005 5:38:14 AM   
Paulnz


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Status: offline 		Gardening;

I met a lady at a very respectable function and she said she liked gardening as well, then showed me her hands all scarred from the roses. I said ' wow you must really be in to pain " and she smiled and said she was, and she'd come around to show me what to do with my rose bushes !!


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RE: Suggestive sports or hobbies - 7/25/2005 3:09:59 PM   
proudsub


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Status: offline 		I remember watching a golf tournament on TV a few years ago and it was a windy day and in talking about one of the players one of the announcers said "there's movement in his pants". We both just burst out laughing.

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RE: Suggestive sports or hobbies - 7/26/2005 6:58:38 PM   
softandshy


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Status: offline 		Sewing - It's al about moving in and out and in and out and...
The easiest way to poke yourself but good.

*edited to add: Hey look, i've become indecent*

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RE: Suggestive sports or hobbies - 6/17/2010 11:34:02 AM   
KillerKlown


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Status: offline 		Professional Wrestling in real life allthough i never really had any sexual partners while i was in it, we just did it for the sport.

Allthough i kinda like the idea of "Ground and Pound" and being put down in submission, winner takes all.



~boy ray

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RE: Suggestive sports or hobbies - 6/17/2010 11:44:58 AM   
BKSir


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Status: offline 		Football:  Tight ends and wide receivers?  Come on now...  Wait, why is the quarterback touching the center there... over and over and over?

Boxing:  Two grown men in silk shorts fighting over a purse and a belt?  What the hell is going on now?


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