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ExquisiteFeline -> RE: training a ktty (9/7/2007 9:32:12 AM)
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ORIGINAL: MstrMstrs
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ExquisiteFeline
**Felines are damn hard to train, and will only submit to a Dominant Feline, you can never really own a cat, you may think you do, but really they own you ;) **
In Response To above statement :That Is Sooooo True , I own 16 in house cats and there's No One that can Dominate Me other than My Real cats , LOL
Yeah i should know.
i have even seen pig dogs leave a room when the cat walks in...
Make that near impossible to be trained.
oh and i left some out...
Cats like to wake you up by clawing your chest then turning around and putting their genitals in your face.
Window sills are so we can torment the dogs through the glass.
Pussy's like to be licked.
"What are cats?
1. Cats do what they want, when they want.
2. They rarely listen to you.
3. They're totally unpredictable.
4. They whine when they are not happy.
5. When you want to play they want to be left alone.
6. When you want to be alone, they want to play.
7. They expect you to cater to their every whim.
8. They're moody.
9. They leave their hair everywhere.
10. They drive you nuts.
Conclusion: Cats are little, tiny women in cheap fur coats."
http://www.saltcitycatclub.org/catnips.htm#story1
oh and i could not resist this one...
The Cats' Bill of Rights
1. Humans shall make no law respecting an establishment of boundaries or prohibiting the free exercise therein, or abridging the freedom of access, or the right to peaceful assembly. In other words: The cat is entitled to go outside anytime he wants.
2. A well-carried provisional chamber, being necessary to the fulfillment of a feline's whims, shall not be infringed. In other words: The cat is entitled to EAT anytime he wants.
3. The right of the feline to be secure in their domain and effects against unreasonable discomposure, shall not be violated. In other words: The cat is entitled to SLEEP anytime he wants.
4. Humans shall issue no warrants or decrees or edicts as prescribed to the demarcation of possessions or property which are in direct conflict with right of life, liberty and the pursuit of feline affirmation. In other words: The cat is entitled to sleep ANYWHERE he wants.
5. The feline shall be immune to all criminal accusations, indictments and complaints. The accused shall enjoy the right to a speedy and impartial dismissal of any and all charges provided said feline's compulsory right to obtain any or all witnesses, including character witnesses, are obtained in his favor. In other words: Cats can do anything they want as long as it's cute.
6. Neither serfdom, vassalage, or involuntary servitude will be tolerated, except by said cats in proprietorship of their humans. In other words: What I say goes. (And I say feed me... Again.)
7. No Canis familiars shall, in time of peace or at any other time, be quartered in any dwelling without the consent of the potentate, nor in time of war, but in a manner to be prescribed by sovereign. In other words: No dogs in the house without my permission.
8. The right of the feline to be protected against unreasonable search and seizures shall not be breached or infringed upon at anytime or any place. In other words: Don't disturb me when I am sleeping.
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