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JerseyKrissi72 -> How Stupid Can I Be? (9/7/2007 10:44:17 AM)

Ever do something so embarassing you wish you could hide your face in the sand? Welcome to MY life..[&:] Today, for example, I was in the busy downtown doing some shopping when I was trying to text message...well, a nice looking man walks by and I'm trying to text and look at him at the same time and I walk straight into a tree..omg everyone laughed so hard...fuck, it hurt too[:(] and I didn't even get the guy's number..it so sucks bein me sometimes..




TheIronHorse -> RE: How Stupid Can I Be? (9/7/2007 10:47:20 AM)

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ORIGINAL: JerseyKrissi72

Ever do something so embarassing you wish you could hide your face in the sand? Welcome to MY life..[&:] Today, for example, I was in the busy downtown doing some shopping when I was trying to text message...well, a nice looking man walks by and I'm trying to text and look at him at the same time and I walk straight into a tree..omg everyone laughed so hard...fuck, it hurt too[:(] and I didn't even get the guy's number..it so sucks bein me sometimes..


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JerseyKrissi72 -> RE: How Stupid Can I Be? (9/7/2007 10:52:27 AM)

yeah- i'm usually good at it but those men have to walk around in tight jeans w/ no shirt on..it's their fault dammit[&:]




missturbation -> RE: How Stupid Can I Be? (9/7/2007 10:52:30 AM)

You sound as clumsy as me lol.
 
For instance tuesday night i was at work thinking about what i needed to pack / prepare for my trip the next day to see Sir. I work in a busy pub and was cleaning the low coffee tables, mind certainly not on the job.
Anyway to cut a long story short i walked into one of the tables stubbing my toes, fell forward and landed on my hands and knees on the table top.
Sir called it automatic positioning and hes probablt right but at the time i just called it god damn clumsy [:o]




JerseyKrissi72 -> RE: How Stupid Can I Be? (9/7/2007 11:08:37 AM)

Well, sometimes it's not my fault- my blood sugar will run high and i get dizzy but yeah, this was MY fault..men!!




sappatoti -> RE: How Stupid Can I Be? (9/7/2007 12:57:50 PM)

'scuse me?




pahunkboy -> RE: How Stupid Can I Be? (9/7/2007 2:09:19 PM)

i  gots to mind the ladies                                dont worry  about the onlookers. heaens etthe man numberr next time




windchymes -> RE: How Stupid Can I Be? (9/7/2007 2:11:36 PM)

I'm only sorry I wasn't there to see it! [;)]




chellekitty -> RE: How Stupid Can I Be? (9/7/2007 3:51:16 PM)

it was the tree's fault for being in your way sweety....

*hides her snorts of laughter*




JerseyKrissi72 -> RE: How Stupid Can I Be? (9/7/2007 4:13:44 PM)

well the tree could have moved out of my way..geesh[&:]




petdave -> RE: How Stupid Can I Be? (9/7/2007 6:48:52 PM)

Too bad you didn't have a cell phone... you could have carried on a coversation without having to stare at a little screen!




nmjardine -> RE: How Stupid Can I Be? (9/7/2007 6:59:20 PM)

Please accept my most humble apologies for saying so, but I woulda been one of those laughing at you. Hell, I laughed as I read it.

I'm sorry!




MissMagnolia -> RE: How Stupid Can I Be? (9/7/2007 7:01:57 PM)

I wouldn't have laughed. I promise. [:D]




sub4hire -> RE: How Stupid Can I Be? (9/7/2007 9:39:20 PM)

The important thing here is you didn't get hurt.




Urcreatrix -> RE: How Stupid Can I Be? (9/8/2007 2:04:41 PM)

I just went through a three week training course, it was the last day of classes and the trainer told us to make sure we were dressed and polished because our pictures were being taken. I am the first to arrive at the classroom, looking spiffy, sat down, reviewed my notes, opened a can of soda. I have opened thousands of cans of soda without incident, but on that day, with pictures about to be taken, I had the stupid thing explode all over me, my hair, my face, my shirt, my pants, the chair, the floor, the desk, everything.  My only saving grace is that no one is around to see me, so I go to the nearby break room, grab what is left of the paper towels, and head back to the room. 

Of course, this is when my trainer spots me, still covered in soda, and he tries to carry on a conversation for a few seconds until he finally looks at me and takes in the whole scene. He starts busting up laughing, which isn't making me feel better, even though he is apologizing for laughing while still laughing at me. I send him to get more towels while I try to do damage control; when he comes back, he is still laughing.  I know it was a funny situation, but I wasn't laughing about it at the time.  Everything cleaned up fine, but he made sure to tell the class and the other trainers about it so they could tease me for the rest of the day. Thank goodness it was the last day of the class and we were let out at noon!




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