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two new jokes...must share...:) - 7/14/2005 1:14:12 PM

teapaw

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FROM SANDRA, AUTHOR OF 'The Joy Of Sex Self'
Size Does Matter....

Sing this along to the Gloria Styner tune "I Will
Survive"......
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At first I was afraid, I was petrified,
When you said you had 10 inches, Lord I almost died!
But I'd spent so many years just waiting for a man
that long,
That I grew strong, and I knew that I could take you
on....
But there you are, another lie,

I was ready for a big mac and you've bought me a
French fry!
I should have known that it was bullshit, just a sad
pathetic dream,
Should have known there was no anaconda lurking in
those jeans!

Go on now go, walk out the door,
Don't you promise me 10 inches, then turn up with only
4!
Weren't you a brat to think I wouldn't catch you out!?
Don't you know we' re only joking when we say size
doesn't count???!

( Chorus )

I will survive! I will survive! 'Cos as long as I have
batteries,
My sex life is gonna thrive!
I will always have good sex with a handful of latex!
I will survive! I will survive!. . .Hey! Hey!

( Verse II )

It took all my self control not to laugh out loud,
When I saw your little weiner standing tall and proud!
But to hell with all your egos and to hell with all
your needs
Now I'm saving all my lovin' for a cordless multispeed!

LOL.....
smile and have a great day....
pamela

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RE: two new jokes...must share...:) - 7/14/2005 1:27:09 PM

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HA HA HA HA HA HA!!!!!

OMG!

Rolling on the floor, dying, almost peeing. That is f&$&* hilarious. and haven't we all been there... ;)

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RE: two new jokes...must share...:) - 7/14/2005 7:46:57 PM

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Great lyrics! But, it's Gloria Gaynor. And, where the second joke?

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RE: two new jokes...must share...:) - 7/14/2005 8:11:04 PM

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laughing

... that is soooooooooo funny . Thank you for sharing

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RE: two new jokes...must share...:) - 7/18/2005 6:18:36 AM

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ROTFLL

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RE: two new jokes...must share...:) - 7/20/2005 1:30:10 PM

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ROFLMAO!!!

I have to send this to some friends...lol, thanks!

~Ms. A~

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RE: two new jokes...must share...:) - 7/20/2005 6:14:55 PM

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I notice it's all women who replied that this was funny.....not one single man....hmmmmm.

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RE: two new jokes...must share...:) - 7/20/2005 7:27:24 PM

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I think it is funny as hell. I can just imagine it being sung at a kareoke bar ROFL!!

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