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How To Write Good - 9/8/2007 9:52:41 PM   
satyrsnymph28


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  • Always avoid alliteration.
  • Prepositions are not words to end sentences with.
  • Avoid cliches like the plague—they're old hat.
  • Employ the vernacular.
  • Eschew ampersands & abbreviations, etc.
  • Parenthetical remarks (however relevant) are unnecessary.
  • Parenthetical words however must be enclosed in commas.
  • It is wrong to ever split an infinitive.
  • Contractions aren't necessary.
  • Do not use a foreign word when there is an adequate English quid pro quo.
  • One should never generalize.
  • Eliminate quotations. As Ralph Waldo Emerson once said: "I hate quotations. Tell me what you know."
  • Comparisons are as bad as cliches.
  • Don't be redundant; don't use more words than necessary; it's highly superfluous.
  • It behooves you to avoid archaic expressions.
  • Avoid archaeic spellings too.
  • Understatement is always best.
  • Exaggeration is a billion times worse than understatement.
  • One-word sentences? Eliminate. Always!
  • Analogies in writing are like feathers on a snake.
  • The passive voice should not be used.
  • Go around the barn at high noon to avoid colloquialisms.
  • Don't repeat yourself, or say again what you have said before.
  • Who needs rhetorical questions?
  • Don't use commas, that, are not, necessary.
  • Do not use hyperbole; not one in a million can do it effectively.
  • Never use a big word when a diminutive alternative would suffice.
  • Subject and verb always has to agree.
  • Be more or less specific.
  • Placing a comma between subject and predicate, is not correct.
  • Use youre spell chekker to avoid mispeling and to catch typograhpical errers.
  • Don't repeat yourself, or say again what you have said before.
  • Don't be redundant.
  • Use the apostrophe in it's proper place and omit it when its not needed.
  • Don't never use no double negatives.
  • Poofread carefully to see if you any words out.
  • Hopefully, you will use words correctly, irregardless of how others use them.
  • Eschew obfuscation.
  • No sentence fragments.
  • Don't indulge in sesquipedalian lexicological constructions.
  • A writer must not shift your point of view.
  • Don't overuse exclamation marks!!
  • Place pronouns as close as possible, especially in long sentences, as of 10 or more words, to their antecedents.
  • Writing carefully, dangling participles must be avoided.
  • If any word is improper at the end of a sentence, a linking verb is.
  • Avoid trendy locutions that sound flaky.
  • Everyone should be careful to use a singular pronoun with singular nouns in their writing.
  • Always pick on the correct idiom.
  • The adverb always follows the verb.
  • Take the bull by the hand and avoid mixing metaphors.
  • If you reread your work, you can find on rereading a great deal of repetition can be by rereading and editing.
  • And always be sure to finish what
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    RE: How To Write Good - 9/8/2007 9:56:26 PM   
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    Heh.

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    RE: How To Write Good - 9/8/2007 10:02:59 PM   
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    Shouldn't that read "How to Write Well"?

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    RE: How To Write Good - 9/8/2007 10:04:09 PM   
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    quote:

    ORIGINAL: LotusSong

    Shouldn't that read "How to Write Well"?


    That wouldn't have been as funny.



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    RE: How To Write Good - 9/8/2007 10:07:49 PM   
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    Agh!  I thought I was taking a break from my homework! 

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    RE: How To Write Good - 9/8/2007 10:08:12 PM   
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    My Dad used to tell a story (unsure if it was true or a joke - it was sometimes hard to tell with him but I think it was a joke) about a jerk of a boss, and one day an employee asked the boss, "Do you know where the nearest gas station is at?"

    The boss frowned and said "Don't ever end a sentence with a preposition."

    The employee said, "OK.  Do you know where the nearest gas station is at, asshole?"

    I'm pretty sure it was a joke.  Heh.

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    RE: How To Write Good - 9/8/2007 11:53:53 PM   
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    i enjoy comedic things like that

    granted, i completely spaced and started it in the wrong section, but the lovely MODS were kind enough to fix that for me...

    anyway, its an awesome little thingey...
    and i honestly wonder how many people read it and don't get it... at all

    those are the ones i am worried about

    thanks for sharing in the joy of the English language with me

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    RE: How To Write Good - 9/9/2007 6:16:14 AM   
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    That was comedic? Now you tell me! 

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    RE: How To Write Good - 9/9/2007 7:03:57 AM   
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    It would probably amaze you to know how many people don't know.

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    RE: How To Write Good - 9/9/2007 10:46:22 AM   
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    Cute. I can't even count how many people I know that do a decent number of those things. {shutters}

    That reminds me, I need to double check the article I am writing.

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    RE: How To Write Good - 9/9/2007 2:01:28 PM   
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    i fail in many of these

    but you forgot

    always use proper capitalization and punctuation


    may i post this as a bulletin on myspace? and if i may, who is it credited to, if known?


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    RE: How To Write Good - 9/9/2007 2:21:01 PM   
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    Most of those rules can be broken for the sake of humour.

    Several of those rules can be broken to generate a style of writing.

    Well done.

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    RE: How To Write Good - 9/9/2007 3:25:17 PM   
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    quote:

    ORIGINAL: slaverosebeauty

    Cute. I can't even count how many people I know that do a decent number of those things. {shutters}


    Hahahaha

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    RE: How To Write Good - 9/9/2007 3:40:13 PM   
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    Too funny!!!....I wonder if her article is about shutters?  I would love to read it.

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